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Old 09-17-2009, 09:33 PM   #1
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I'll start with an example about one of my FAVORITE mods, Brink

Brink's a man who has a plan
He dances like Tinkerbell, but plays like Peter Pan
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:00 PM   #2
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It's not really your arms I wondering about
Really what you'll need two of is what I doubt
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Old 06-10-2010, 11:49 PM   #3
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Whatever the case I would like to know more
Like where he as been for two years before
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:12 AM   #4
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It's not really your arms I wondering about
Really what you'll need two of is what I doubt
No need to doubt ans I do not have two
but what i do have is one of this and that for you two to do
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:20 AM   #5
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Who get this and who gets that?
Should we draw straws or make a pact?
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:24 AM   #6
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Who get this and who gets that?
Should we draw straws or make a pact?
no staws, maybe a pact, however we will share
care to make it a dare
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:28 AM   #7
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Very intriguing, a dare you say
What are the stakes, how will we play?
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:33 AM   #8
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A sexy lady next door
I will ask her to dance on the dance floor
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:36 AM   #9
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Very intriguing, a dare you say
What are the stakes, how will we play?
Yes we play the game anyway
it doesnt matter if it is night or day
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tiger:

Here is my hand, please take me for a twirl
I love to dance, lets give cheek to cheek a whirl.

kjguy:

But what are you daring me to do
I need to know so I can bet with you.
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:41 AM   #11
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Here is my hand, please take me for a twirl
I love to dance, lets give cheek to cheek a whirl.

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But what are you daring me to do
I need to know so I can bet with you.
As most guy would like I am daring you to remove your top
if you do it right my pants might hop
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:41 AM   #12
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Here is my hand, please take me for a twirl
I love to dance, lets give cheek to cheek a whirl.

We get cheek to cheek
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:25 AM   #13
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A rose and a smile, but I'm still wary-
That must've been one big canary!
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A rose and a smile, but I'm still wary-
That must've been one big canary!
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Beautiful Cadence...with your hair braided so nice and tight
Please turn and show your face, and allow my eyes to soak in the lovely sight.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:20 PM   #16
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some do come and some do go
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I will tell them this they'll miss a lot
Because charisma and sexiness you have got
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That bed looks plenty big to play on
Let's make sure your wife and kid are gone
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Gone that they be
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If you are looking for a partner to play
I'm home now and for awhile I will stay.
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She's the best on the site
I love it when we leave on the light
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Kiss the cook, the kitchen's getting hotter
If we heat up too much, at least we've got water.
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There's the better half of the Special-Ks
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I want to make sure we can make things better.
I love when we cum together and make things wetter.
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