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Old 06-12-2010, 09:29 PM   #51
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I've no idea what you are saying
But whatever it is, I'd sure like playing
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:32 PM   #52
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I like a woman with an open mind

One that likes to put a new twist on the old bump and grind
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:34 PM   #53
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I love teaching old dogs new tricks
But, I got the feeling you could give me a few licks
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:37 PM   #54
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I have an appetite for learning

and am willing to share my knowledge to appease your yearning
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:39 PM   #55
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Try and appease my learning~that you may do
I'm wondering if there is anything I can teach you
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:42 PM   #56
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One's never too old to learn

My candle at both ends, I'm willing to burn
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:46 PM   #57
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Should I start the flame at one or both wicks?
Again I keep going to the imagery of you giving me licks
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:47 PM   #58
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if licking is what you love

my tongue will fit you like a glove
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:48 PM   #59
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Licking has more than one meaning
I'm trying to decide towards which one I'm leaning
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:49 PM   #60
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Oral is my trade

The memory of my talent will never fade
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:52 PM   #61
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Unfortunately I don't have much with which to compare
So, you'll probably be the most expert one who's gone there!
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:57 PM   #62
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This sad story I've heard before

I don't understand how a guy could leave his woman wanting more
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:59 PM   #63
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For sixteen long years I've laid in waiting
So desperately I'm longing for that kind of mating
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A woman should never be neglected

Her wishes with relish should be respected
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:03 PM   #65
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All I can say is to far away you live
For I don't just want to receive, but also to give
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:06 PM   #66
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Give and take

That is the frame of mind that a good relationship does make
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I think to receive is to love the act of giving
And, that is not just true with sex, but all of living
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Wiser words were never spoken

Giving and receiving should be unselfish and not just a token
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:21 PM   #69
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To me true happiness is found in making someone happy
I hope that doesn't sound too trite or sappy
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you are only telling it like it is

people could from you gee wizz
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Johnny and I agree

It's so simple, why doesn't everyone see?
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I guess the lesson about love that must be learned
Is that it isn't to be taken for granted, but steadily earned
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Why is it that I feel I paid my dues

but my spouse doesn't have a clue.
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Old 06-12-2010, 10:39 PM   #74
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It is a sad fact, but true
Love can't take one, but must be two
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Giving all you got can be tough

specially when for when for your significant other it's never enough
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