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Old 06-12-2010, 11:18 PM   #26
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Wind, dont know where it came from!!
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:18 PM   #27
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The camera but it was kinda steamed up in the shower tee hee
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:10 AM   #28
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GirlNextDoor...ahh it was fun..oh shit that was in a dream. NM
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:15 AM   #29
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Nothing right now, but hopefully that will change soon...
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:16 AM   #30
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GirlNextDoor...ahh it was fun..oh shit that was in a dream. NM

or was it
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:18 AM   #31
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or was it
gee i dont really know now...it was good though...wet..sl..ahhh you know if you were there
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:45 AM   #32
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The dog... he's afraid of storms and for some reason thinks my crotch is a suitable hiding place from thunder.

If I was scared from a storm... there's no place I'D rather hide...
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:07 AM   #33
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my iPad. Don't ask..ROTFL..that's just how I roll, what can I say? LMAO!!
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:21 AM   #34
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my wallet had to give my hand a break
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:16 AM   #35
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my hands and no not for THAT reason. I sleep with them there.
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:23 AM   #36
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my laptop....well look, it's still there!
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:27 AM   #37
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A pill I dropped.
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:39 AM   #38
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A pill I dropped.
I've heard of dropping acid but that is just silly...

Stella that isn't going to get you high!!
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Old 06-13-2010, 09:40 AM   #39
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Old 06-13-2010, 10:24 AM   #40
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:32 PM   #41
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:40 PM   #42
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wives head this morning in the shower she is wanting something new or needs something and wants me to be in a good mood when she asks me
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:41 PM   #43
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My laptop well not really between but on top just like I like it..too bad it doesn't have that one special feature cell phones do?
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:45 PM   #44
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My phone. It's where it goes between posts while I try to actually work.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:47 PM   #45
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A hard-on....Oh look!! It's still there!!
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:03 PM   #46
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:09 PM   #47
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my cat when she walked by me...or is it through me
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:19 PM   #48
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Well now that's just a cruel tease if I ever heard one!! lol

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Old 06-16-2010, 04:43 PM   #49
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Well sometimes they're between my legs and sometimes beside one or the other or out in front, but never behind (ouch!). Sometimes they're almost at my knees, but only when it's really really hot out. Sometimes they're not there at all and that's a sign things have turned chilly in a hurry.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:49 PM   #50
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