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Old 06-16-2010, 04:56 PM   #51
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my phone and it vibrated...lol
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:57 PM   #52
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Johnsons Baby Powder with Cornstarch.....

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Old 06-16-2010, 04:58 PM   #53
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:38 PM   #54
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a bowl of popcorn lol
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:44 PM   #55
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my phone and it vibrated...lol
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:50 PM   #56
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:51 PM   #57
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:52 PM   #58
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Who has been calling me???
If you put the phone on vibrate we can find a dozen volunteers to keep that puppy going off...just in this thread alone!
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:59 PM   #59
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:41 PM   #60
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:10 AM   #61
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:29 AM   #62
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:35 AM   #63
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:40 AM   #64
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has to be my hand. and it is mine and i can wash it as fast as i want
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:19 AM   #65
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my i pod touch ..... i was trying to stop it from falling
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:23 AM   #66
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:02 AM   #67
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:04 AM   #68
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:02 AM   #69
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:16 AM   #70
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:33 AM   #71
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my pocket rocket, and it didn't work *cries*
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:52 AM   #72
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:41 AM   #73
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My dildo, last night and now I can't find it. I think someone hid it on me.
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:47 AM   #74
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A diet mountain dew, I was driving now it's all hot! bummer
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:48 AM   #75
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That would be terrible, but you can find other ways.......
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