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Old 01-14-2016, 06:23 PM   #1376
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:40 PM   #1377
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:43 PM   #1378
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A very stiff, strong, fast..... Bicycle.
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:03 PM   #1379
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:05 PM   #1380
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:11 PM   #1381
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:11 PM   #1382
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Idk as of late, but my "crotch fruit" came from there many moons ago....my amazingly adorable kids.
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Old 01-14-2016, 07:26 PM   #1383
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Old 12-29-2016, 02:32 AM   #1384
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:34 PM   #1385
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:38 PM   #1386
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:39 PM   #1387
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Old 04-12-2017, 07:51 PM   #1388
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A banana. I know how that sounds but it just slipped out of my hands.
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Old 04-12-2017, 07:58 PM   #1389
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A banana. I know how that sounds but it just slipped out of my hands.
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Old 04-12-2017, 08:04 PM   #1390
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Old 04-12-2017, 08:25 PM   #1391
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Old 04-13-2017, 08:07 AM   #1392
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Old 04-13-2017, 11:59 AM   #1393
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Old 05-27-2017, 03:40 PM   #1394
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Old 05-27-2017, 05:04 PM   #1395
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Old 05-27-2017, 06:17 PM   #1396
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Old 05-27-2017, 07:12 PM   #1397
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Old 05-28-2017, 11:39 AM   #1398
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Old 05-28-2017, 11:44 AM   #1399
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