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Old 01-14-2016, 05:23 PM   #1376
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Several leads...I was in a right tangle
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Old 01-14-2016, 05:40 PM   #1377
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Old 01-14-2016, 05:43 PM   #1378
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A very stiff, strong, fast..... Bicycle.
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:03 PM   #1379
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My chunky thigh meat.
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:05 PM   #1380
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My chunky thigh meat.
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:11 PM   #1381
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:11 PM   #1382
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Idk as of late, but my "crotch fruit" came from there many moons ago....my amazingly adorable kids.
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Old 01-14-2016, 06:26 PM   #1383
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Old 12-29-2016, 01:32 AM   #1384
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:34 PM   #1385
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:38 PM   #1386
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:39 PM   #1387
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:51 PM   #1388
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A banana. I know how that sounds but it just slipped out of my hands.
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:58 PM   #1389
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A banana. I know how that sounds but it just slipped out of my hands.
And then what?
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Old 04-12-2017, 07:04 PM   #1390
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And then what?
(I'm gonna regret this) peeled and into my mouth.
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Old 04-12-2017, 07:25 PM   #1391
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:07 AM   #1392
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Old 04-13-2017, 10:59 AM   #1393
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