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Old 04-19-2017, 03:19 PM   #35101
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:40 AM   #35102
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Soul is one part of the body, mind connection and also needs to be nourished.
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:48 PM   #35103
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Nourished relationships stand the best chance of survival
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:03 PM   #35104
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Survival is making it through the storm alive
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:05 PM   #35105
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Alive is definitely better than the alternative
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:45 PM   #35106
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Alternative medicine is always a viable option.
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:46 PM   #35107
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Option of penis stabbing leads to female prison sex!
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:48 PM   #35108
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Sex with Bertha is not my idea of a good time.
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Old 04-30-2017, 08:49 PM   #35109
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Time will only tell if you can truly find the answer
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Old 05-01-2017, 01:57 AM   #35110
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Answers can only be found if you truly seek them
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Old 05-04-2017, 08:29 PM   #35111
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Them there city folk get on my last nerve
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Old 05-04-2017, 09:08 PM   #35112
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Nerve of him to try to take her to court
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Old 05-05-2017, 02:25 PM   #35113
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Court is now in session
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Old 05-05-2017, 06:54 PM   #35114
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Session rules for Congress are ridiculous
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Old 05-05-2017, 09:16 PM   #35115
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Ridiculous is all the rain that we had the last two months.
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Old 05-07-2017, 10:04 PM   #35116
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Months and months have passed since i last had ice cream
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Old 05-08-2017, 12:36 PM   #35117
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Ice cream is my absolute favourite - I enjoy it all year through!
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Old 05-08-2017, 06:58 PM   #35118
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Through the good and the bad true friends remain by your side
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Old 05-15-2017, 04:23 PM   #35119
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Side up to me , and it could be fun for us both
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Old 05-15-2017, 09:13 PM   #35120
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Both ways can seem right depending on your political stance
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Old 05-16-2017, 05:58 PM   #35121
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Stance of one can affect many.
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Old 05-16-2017, 08:13 PM   #35122
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Many choices to make but making the right ones can sometimes be fleeting
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Old 05-16-2017, 09:06 PM   #35123
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Fleeting moments are ones you sometimes remember the longest.
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Longest straw chosen inadvertently reflects on the methods agreed upon
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Upon this rock, I will build my church.
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