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Old 06-18-2010, 04:26 PM   #51
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Share the burden, and live happily, take it yourself and you will be miserable... Leave it for the other and they wil dispise you.
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:29 PM   #52
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You go to work, you go to play, you work at play at the end of the day.
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:39 PM   #53
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:41 PM   #54
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Appears to be close to the end of the day
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:43 PM   #55
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Day will come and night will too, so bed is calling from far away to take me to another play.
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:49 PM   #56
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play out here in our minds can take away troubles of day to day life
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:51 PM   #57
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Life without sex would be just plain mean
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Life is short and life is sweet to post with you makes the troubles retreat.
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:55 PM   #59
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retreat is good if there is someone u can share ur thoughts with or even better if he can read ur mind
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Old 06-18-2010, 04:56 PM   #60
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Mind if I read your body instead of your mind?
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:01 PM   #61
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mind and body think alike know my mind and ull know what my body wants
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:02 PM   #62
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Want your body AND your mind
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:02 PM   #64
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:03 PM   #65
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down below the crimson sea
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sea breeze is what i want to feel
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:14 PM   #67
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feel like makin ... bacon and eggs
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:16 PM   #68
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Eggs are especially good for protein!
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:17 PM   #69
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Protein is neccessary for a healthy and balanced diet.
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diet pink, or dye it blue, it will come out in the wash
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:32 PM   #71
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Wash all over my body so that I am good and clean.
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Old 06-18-2010, 09:11 PM   #72
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Clean up the office and then go out and play
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Old 06-19-2010, 06:22 PM   #73
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Play today... the work will still be there tomorrow.
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:05 PM   #74
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Tomorrow another day to relax?
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Old 06-20-2010, 01:49 AM   #75
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Relax take a break for tomorrow can wait.
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