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Old 07-23-2010, 03:46 PM   #1
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Good Grief!! They don't call it HotLanta for nothing!
Right now in ATL it is a balmy 100 degrees and the heat index is 109

What is the weather like in your area today?
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:48 PM   #2
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It's BAD HAIR humid and hot and stormy and rainy and there is flooding and sink holes that cadalacs are falling into. Why the HELL do I live here????
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:50 PM   #3
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Compared to Hotlanta, a cool and very humid 93 in Cleveland right now. Warmer tomorrow.
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Old 07-23-2010, 03:52 PM   #4
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It's BAD HAIR humid and hot and stormy and rainy and there is flooding and sink holes that cadalacs are falling into. Why the HELL do I live here????
LMAO Sneaks the worse thing you can imagine is a Bad Hair Day Yikes!!
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LMAO Sneaks the worse thing you can imagine is a Bad Hair Day Yikes!!
I know. My hair thinks the eighties have returned and home perms are in style. Or LOOKS that way anyway.
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Old 07-23-2010, 04:07 PM   #6
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Old 07-23-2010, 04:19 PM   #7
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It is a very comfortable 80 degrees here in Washington, with low humidity. I love the Northwest.
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:46 PM   #8
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It is 95 with a heat index of 103....softball size hail and tornadoes just to the west of me....here we go again....I don't think I've had more than a week this summer without hail. I still have plywood over the windows and holes in my roof from the Memorial Day storm. It's been a long summer...
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:50 PM   #10
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I can't even keep my beer mountains blue in the damn house!!
Although it has cooled down to 93 right now outside.
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We had the tropical storm pass through so it's been rainy and windy most of the day.. I'm sure tomorrow will be much better.
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Storms passed through and dropped from 93 to a cool 73, and it's midnight.
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Well the good news is that I didn't get the tornado....the bad news is my sister did....
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It's going to be 95 today, but feel like 100... thunderstorms and awful humidity. Yet I'm going to a baseball game and outdoor concert...?? Oh well, the beer will taste great!
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gonna be 100 today but "feel like 115"..
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21 degrees C...I'll do the mathish: 72 F.

Woke up and checked the forecast...definitely rain this afternoon...oh, did I mention we have a wedding this weekend...with a tent, so I asked the question last night, if it rains, how do we get the food to the tent. Everyone looked at me like I had ten heads...no one thought of a back up plan. Guess we're going to have to think quick today, will be interesting.
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it will be in the high 80's today and we have had passing showers all morning.
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25C (77 F) here today.

Not quite warm enough but I'll take it
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25C (77 F) here today.

Not quite warm enough but I'll take it
but will it be sunny?
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but will it be sunny?
Oh yeah. Sun's expected for at least another week or two. Keeping my fingers crossed.
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Oh yeah. Sun's expected for at least another week or two. Keeping my fingers crossed.
sounds like a perfect day for a hike......
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sounds like a perfect day for a hike......
I plan to be out enjoying it soon!
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Good Grief!! They don't call it HotLanta for nothing!
Right now in ATL it is a balmy 100 degrees and the heat index is 109
I thought they called it HotLanta because you live there?

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It is 95 with a heat index of 103....softball size hail and tornadoes just to the west of me....here we go again....I don't think I've had more than a week this summer without hail. I still have plywood over the windows and holes in my roof from the Memorial Day storm. It's been a long summer...
Don't worry. Your 20 inches of snow will be here soon enough.
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