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Old 07-24-2010, 01:57 PM   #26
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omg its hot, its humid, and our heat index is at 102...so not fair when you have asthma
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:10 PM   #27
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Cloudy and rain in the forcast.
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:12 PM   #28
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:34 PM   #29
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hell, houston TX aint no picnic either.. the land of trash, smog, and concrete
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Old 07-24-2010, 02:50 PM   #30
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93 degrees currently....but hella humid.

Hoping for the rain to come soon.
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Old 07-24-2010, 03:17 PM   #31
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overbearingly hot and humid...yuck...but we had great storms last night which was cool
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Old 07-24-2010, 03:25 PM   #32
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It's 99 now on the way to a high of 109 by around 3pm. Sunny like always.
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Old 07-24-2010, 03:38 PM   #33
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HOT and Humid
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:15 PM   #34
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SUPER hot and humid and pouring rain off and on.
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:30 PM   #35
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Hot and sticky
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:30 PM   #36
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Current Conditions are Mostly Sunny with Haze, Winds out of the South West at 9 mph, 97 with a heat index of 104.
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Old 07-25-2010, 05:37 AM   #37
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It is cool, sunny with a bit of clouds...otherwise perfect.
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Old 07-25-2010, 05:39 AM   #38
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dark with an almost full moon setting over the Everglades.....
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Old 07-25-2010, 05:47 AM   #39
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nice .... clear and sunny .... beautifull weather
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:10 AM   #40
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:18 AM   #41
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Overcast but warm!
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:22 AM   #42
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Sunshine..and HOT...what a pretty site the moon is this morning!!
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:33 AM   #43
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sunny, hot and humid. 90
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:49 AM   #44
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Headed to the mountains this week... lol

high of 78 and low of *gulp* 56

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Old 07-26-2010, 08:21 AM   #45
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I wanna be there with Happy ^^^^^^^


Today heat index will be 105
No need to wear makeup it will run right off your face!
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:36 AM   #46
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Sunny and 83 today. Storms finally broke the heat. Low humidity, too.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:08 AM   #47
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Overcast and light rain all day today.

Fingers crossed it will be better tomorrow, the kids have their school sports day.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:10 AM   #48
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effin hot & humid.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:10 AM   #49
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Gloomy and overcast at the moment with a 5% chance of getting laid, followed by a strong roll over and sleep cold front, adding a possible golden shower later this evening.
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:19 AM   #50
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cloudy, stormy and close, with no relief in sight.
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