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Old 10-08-2010, 03:18 PM   #1
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Default TNPTP game

I saw this elsewhere and it looked like fun.

It works like this: you make a statement about The Next Person To Post.

ex: TNPTP would love to go clubbing in NYC tonite.

The next person to post answers True or False..(in my case, True)

The he/she makes a statement and so on.

I'll start with:

TNPTP would eat candy for breakfast.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:20 PM   #2
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True, Halloween time is hell on my pocketbook and thighs!


The next person to post is both appalled, and strangely intrigued, by the Fisting thread
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:23 PM   #3
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True (now I have to go find it...)

The next person to post has masterbated today.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:31 PM   #4
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False but I plan on it later

The next person to post here drinks coffee daily
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:33 PM   #5
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true

the next person is fun to be with
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:45 PM   #6
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VERY true (nice set up)

TNPTP likes phone sex more than they would ever admit...
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:46 PM   #7
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True of course

The next person spends too much time on his/her computer
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:47 PM   #8
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so true

the next person smile alot
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:50 PM   #9
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True! I also use exclamation points and smilies in excess.

The next person is reading a good book (and what is it?)
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:53 PM   #10
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true ( in the woods)

the next person hates desert
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:55 PM   #11
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Big false. Who hates desert?

The next person likes hockey.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:56 PM   #12
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hmmmm ture forty years playing

next wants more fun
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:57 PM   #13
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Of course I do

TNPTP has a big crush
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True, how'd you know?

Next person is reading this alone.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:58 PM   #15
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DEFINITELY

TNPTP is more daring when they have a buzz...
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damn
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tnptp is a workaholic
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:00 PM   #17
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False, used to be true.

Next person has a date tonight
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False, used to be true.

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FALSE

TNPTP is here secretly...
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:02 PM   #19
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True

TNPTP looks good in a thong
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:03 PM   #20
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Oh yes.


The next person will be carving a pumpkin this year.
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Old 10-08-2010, 04:03 PM   #21
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FALSE just doesn't say it strong enough!!


TNPTP wants to go on a trip .... alone.
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Oh yes.


The next person will be carving a pumpkin this year.
My kids are past that...

TNPTP wants to dress nawty for halloween...
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false they dont let me near knives

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FALSE just doesn't say it strong enough!!


TNPTP wants to go on a trip .... alone.

True..and I have one planned

TNPTP has a cam
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True..and I have one planned

TNPTP has a cam
No, but I wanna get one...

TNPTP likes to be SEEN on cam...
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