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Old 10-08-2010, 05:15 PM   #26
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No, but I wanna get one...

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True, but it's been a while.

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Old 10-08-2010, 05:17 PM   #27
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True, but it's been a while.

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Ok, it does make me laugh!

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Old 10-08-2010, 05:18 PM   #28
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Ok, it does make me laugh!

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Depends on who I'm chatting with...

The next person has been arrested.
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:19 PM   #29
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Depends on who I'm chatting with...

The next person has been arrested.
NOPE...whew!

TNPTP will be on M&F way more than they should be tonight...
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:20 PM   #30
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Yep. But it was a bum rap.

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Old 10-08-2010, 05:21 PM   #31
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true..


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Old 10-08-2010, 05:21 PM   #32
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Yep. But it was a bum rap.

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True, got married in a different country.

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Old 10-08-2010, 05:23 PM   #33
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True, got married in a different country.

The next person wishes this thread would turn more sexy.

True sexy is always GOOD

TNPTP here had secret nawty pics of themselves...
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:24 PM   #34
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TNPTP here had secret nawty pics of themselves...
True

The next person has a vibrator
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:24 PM   #35
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true, need some excitement in my life
TNPTP can go all night long
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:25 PM   #36
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yes and no

TNPTP has great plans for the weekend
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:26 PM   #37
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true, need some excitement in my life
TNPTP can go all night long
It's been a while but would love to try!

TNPTP has looked at some porn today...
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:45 PM   #38
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It's been a while but would love to try!

TNPTP has looked at some porn today...
False, not since yesterday

The next person is going to get laid tonight
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:49 PM   #39
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False, not since yesterday

The next person is going to get laid tonight
Not unless I leave home...LOL

TNPTP is an exhibitionist...
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:51 PM   #40
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Not unless I leave home...LOL

TNPTP is an exhibitionist...
Not really, more a voyeur (and I'm in the same boat as you are with not getting any tonight unless I leave home )

The next person has been kissed today.
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yes several times
TNPTP is in need of some loving really bad
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Old 10-08-2010, 05:57 PM   #42
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yes several times
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Yes, sigh...

The next person has been skinny dipping
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:09 PM   #43
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Yes, sigh...

The next person has been skinny dipping
LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago...

TNPTP has touched themselves with ice before...
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:10 PM   #44
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LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago...

TNPTP has touched themselves with ice before...
Not by myself, a lover touched me with ice though. Brrrr

The next person has watched porn with a lover.
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:12 PM   #45
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:13 PM   #46
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True

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true.

The next person has used toys other than a vibrator
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:32 PM   #47
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True..I loved my Barbies

TNPTP was a virgin when married
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:48 PM   #48
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False.

TNPTP got to go to a cookout today...
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False.

TNPTP is ready for a night on the town.
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False. TNPTP is wearing their favorite pair of blue jeans.
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