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Old 10-08-2010, 06:54 PM   #51
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False.

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NO DOUBT!

TNPTP has a nawty imagination...
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Old 10-08-2010, 06:57 PM   #52
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False.

TNPTP got to go to a cookout today...

True! how did you know?

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False.
TNPTP is smiling today!
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:00 PM   #54
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TNPTP is looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:02 PM   #55
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Very True

TNPTP is more outgoing online then in person
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:12 PM   #56
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TNPTP is more outgoing online then in person
To SOME degree yes...

TNPTP has been tempted to have a real life affair...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:13 PM   #57
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Coughing and choking

TNPTP may be Bisexual?
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:14 PM   #58
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Coughing and choking

TNPTP may be Bisexual?
NEVER!

TNPTP has recently done something nawty...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:14 PM   #59
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To SOME degree yes...

TNPTP has been tempted to have a real life affair...
Been there done that.....

TNPTP is looking to hook up for some wild crazy sex....
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:16 PM   #60
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Coughing and choking

TNPTP may be Bisexual?

FALSE

TNPTP takes the initiative in bed
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:16 PM   #61
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Been there done that.....

TNPTP is looking to hook up for some wild crazy sex....

MMMMMMMM I wish!

TNPTP had phone sex within the last 24 hours...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:18 PM   #62
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False. TNPTP got to cam with someone today...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:19 PM   #63
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Oh hell NO!

TNPTP uses both hands to masturbate
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:21 PM   #64
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SOMETIMES.
TNPTP is very into someone right now.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:23 PM   #65
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Well yea sort of....
TNPTP is wanting to take a long vacation to see someone
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True!
TNPTP has stinky feet.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:24 PM   #67
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Well yea sort of....
TNPTP is wanting to take a long vacation to see someone
Yeah, Angelina Jolie...LOL!

TNPTP cybers even if spouse is in the house...
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:26 PM   #68
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Yeah, Angelina Jolie...LOL!

TNPTP cybers even if spouse is in the house...
Oh HECK no....
TNPTP is wishing someone would get online already
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:27 PM   #69
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False. TNPTP has stinky feet and will NOT skip me.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:29 PM   #70
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:30 PM   #71
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False. I have allergy issues.
TNPTP had a great dinner.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:39 PM   #72
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True..even the hubs said so, twice.

TNPTP was hurt by an online breakup
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ohhhh yea...swore I would never do that again

TNPTP is willing to give their heart to someone
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True. TNPTP is laughing right now..
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:43 PM   #75
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ohhhh yea...swore I would never do that again

TNPTP is willing to give their heart to someone
I'll give a Valentine!

TNPTP likes to talk dirty during sex?
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