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Old 04-06-2017, 05:22 PM   #17301
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Nope, not this weekend.

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Old 04-06-2017, 05:38 PM   #17302
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As opposed to a bad movie?
no idea what I want to watch next

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Old 04-07-2017, 02:11 PM   #17303
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Yep

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Old 04-07-2017, 04:49 PM   #17304
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Not that I've been told lol

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Old 04-07-2017, 08:00 PM   #17305
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But I only have two feet. Why would I have over 100 shoes?

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Old 04-07-2017, 08:06 PM   #17306
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yes. More than a few. And clothes shopping with a 14 year old boy. That should be easy, yes?

The next has two left feet on the dance floor?
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Old 04-07-2017, 08:10 PM   #17307
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Mine's 15. I'd rather take a beating than take him clothes shopping.

And people stand back and stare when I got on my boogie shoes. Not in appreciative way.

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Old 04-07-2017, 08:21 PM   #17308
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I just started planning my awesome summer trip but haven't booked it yet. It's hard to coordinate all our schedules.

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Old 04-08-2017, 05:50 AM   #17309
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Unfortunately no, but I'd love to learn German and French.

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Old 04-12-2017, 12:16 AM   #17310
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definitely yes.

tnptp prefers their music live.
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Old 04-12-2017, 12:37 AM   #17311
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You betcha.

TNPTP likes onion rings.
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Old 04-12-2017, 06:13 AM   #17312
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For sure!

TNPTP loves Star Trek
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Old 04-12-2017, 07:13 AM   #17313
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Nope

TNPTP wants to do something for the underprivileged.
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:18 PM   #17314
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yes. doesn't everyone?

TNPTP knows cpr
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:54 PM   #17315
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yes. doesn't everyone?

TNPTP knows cpr
I really don't, but there is a full description of what to do stuck on the fridge.

So if your heart attack happens in my kitchen, you have a vague chance of surviving.

TNPTP dyed Easter eggs this year.
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Old 04-21-2017, 07:06 PM   #17316
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Yes. Probably for another couple more Easters...

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Old 04-22-2017, 04:17 PM   #17317
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Nope. Out and about now.

TNPTP has blue on today.
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Old 04-23-2017, 03:42 PM   #17318
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Not now but I did earlier.

TNPTP wants an early night?
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Old 04-25-2017, 12:39 AM   #17319
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LOL.....apparently not!

TNPTP likes long walks?
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Old 04-25-2017, 01:55 AM   #17320
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Long romantic walks on the beach

TNPTP is thinking about going for a holiday
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:44 AM   #17321
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Of course. I think of holidays when I'm on a holiday.

TNPTP is going to do something for the very first time before September.
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Old 04-26-2017, 01:35 AM   #17322
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Gosh I hope that's true for everyone here. Only good things though.

TNPTP is going to write a song for Adele and live off the profits forever.
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Old 04-27-2017, 12:04 PM   #17323
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Yes that will be me. anyone have her number?

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Old 04-27-2017, 12:08 PM   #17324
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the coffee would be stone cold by the time I got there
TNPTP is playing hooky, like me
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Old 04-27-2017, 12:11 PM   #17325
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I could play hooky with you, even with cold coffee

TNPTP gonna come past gimme a massage?? 2am no sleep for me
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