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Old 04-14-2017, 10:59 AM   #29101
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kind of hope my spouse does come home today until sunday maybe he will feel like taking a trip to see my mom .
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:08 PM   #29102
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:11 PM   #29103
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:15 PM   #29104
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Great full for all the blessings in my life. Just tired of the same old shit attitude day after day.
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:07 PM   #29105
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do find what those two engage in very interesting.. The need to do that.. hmmmm.
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Old 04-19-2017, 05:01 PM   #29106
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Laughed at all the fights so far. We still don't have a solid plan.
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:35 AM   #29107
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think medication is in order for that
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:45 AM   #29108
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Old 04-20-2017, 11:22 AM   #29109
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that I am always surprised at the suddenness of departures ..
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Old 04-20-2017, 11:50 AM   #29110
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:33 PM   #29111
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:33 PM   #29112
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:55 PM   #29113
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feel like I could sleep for days.

4 hours just didn't slice it....but I spose' it'll do for now
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:58 PM   #29114
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Will be heading to my happy place and off the grid this weekend.
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:13 PM   #29115
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Will be heading to my happy place and off the grid this weekend.
you can escape me though LOL I am gonna text ya some pics from New Orleans
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:40 PM   #29116
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Am glad Dixie defriended me by accident!! And I'm also glad I cared enough to ask why lol
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:46 PM   #29117
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Am glad Dixie defriended me by accident!! And I'm also glad I cared enough to ask why lol

I have done that from my phone a few times now I learned not to go to friends list looking for the name I want to talk to lol....
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Old 04-21-2017, 02:43 PM   #29118
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am curious about the curiosity.. na not really..
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Am glad Dixie defriended me by accident!! And I'm also glad I cared enough to ask why lol
Girl nevah! I was cleaning out the old who never say boo. Beer, beach, sunlight and cell doesn't mix well!
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I am glad Dixiechick defriended me as well...on the beach, boozing, probably all sunburned and stuff ...
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I am on a laptop and feeling so freeeeeeee

Cell hell is the norm lately.

Wow....typing with all fingers.

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Am mildly aroused by Ga-boobs post ^^^^
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Am mildly aroused by Ga-boobs post ^^^^
I said fingers.


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I said fingers.


Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ep! That was it, alright!

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