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Old 10-31-2010, 11:19 AM   #51
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am going to go buy some sexy stuff soon
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Old 10-31-2010, 11:24 AM   #52
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Had too much vodka jelly last night
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Old 10-31-2010, 11:39 AM   #53
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:04 PM   #54
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can become irrational when I am hurt..
get hurt very easily..
don't want to be hurt anymore..
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:07 PM   #55
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....still love him although I don't know why!!
....am glad he acted like he did last night, now people truly understand
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:40 PM   #56
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I have looked at every pair of naked boobies I have ever had a chance to look at!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:48 PM   #57
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slept most of the day today....
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:12 PM   #58
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...am very selfish at times.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:14 PM   #59
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...am a blubbery mess right now.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:17 PM   #60
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...am a blubbery mess right now.
Thats better than having a raspberry!
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:18 PM   #61
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need some tenderness
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:26 PM   #62
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am REALLY glad to be home!!!
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:27 PM   #63
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:04 PM   #64
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I WILL admit that I'd like a "crush"....

doesn't mean I'll give in tho!....LOL
I WILL admit that I agree with you... but I could give in.
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:15 PM   #65
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could give in
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:44 PM   #66
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That....I will admit to nothing Ill die with your secrete.
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:49 PM   #67
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am totally confused.
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Old 11-01-2010, 06:53 PM   #68
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am totally confused.
When Mickey's little hand is pointing at the 3 and his big hand is at the 12, it will be 3:00 there.
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:02 PM   #69
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I sometimes perfer work to being home
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:55 PM   #70
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I really love being busy with life.. all the time.. even though I complain..and I admit I like it when the hub is working all the time..
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:59 PM   #71
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love to please and then hear " Thank you and please do that again"
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:22 PM   #72
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that Im looking fwd to my lunch date with him and his brother....
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:24 PM   #73
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hate to clean but I have to.......
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:24 PM   #74
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:31 PM   #75
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know very little about baseball
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