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Old 05-20-2012, 05:49 PM   #2501
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Roses are red
Who left this crack here
I'll just give it to the guy with the glass pipe
He's way too skinny I fear
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Old 05-20-2012, 05:59 PM   #2502
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roses are red
my throat goes deep
I like to give head
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:02 PM   #2503
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Roses are red
GreenSpring beats the rest
I'll lick her and stick her
Cause I love her the best
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:05 PM   #2504
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Roses are Red
Billy is fine
He's gonna give Spring
All of his nine!
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:24 PM   #2505
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Roses are red
the sun is very bright
why doesn't everything wrong
feel oh so right
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:35 PM   #2506
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Roses are Red
The sun's in her eyes
Ill now take advantage
My!..how time flies!
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Old 05-20-2012, 06:43 PM   #2507
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roses are red
your balls are blue
come let me suck
all the cum out of you
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Old 05-20-2012, 07:01 PM   #2508
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Roses are Red
And im in the swing
Ive no idea how
I contain this huge thing?
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Old 05-20-2012, 07:11 PM   #2509
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Roses are red
and the leaves green as grass
Ice you really need to stop playin'
with that magnifying glass
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Old 05-20-2012, 08:12 PM   #2510
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Roses are red
I'm feeling pretty groovy
even feeling like being naughty
giving a handjob at the movie
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Old 05-20-2012, 08:25 PM   #2511
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roses are red
violets are blue
it's getting late
let me fall onto you
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Old 05-20-2012, 08:34 PM   #2512
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Roses are red
I cum when I sneeze
so please don't you
with a feather me feet tease
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Old 05-21-2012, 03:08 AM   #2513
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Can imake u sneeze?
I'll give it a go
I try hard to please
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:23 AM   #2514
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Roses are red
it's way too early
but I'm still looking for
someone big, rough, and burly
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:35 AM   #2515
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Roses are red
With that sexy avatar
I would love to .be led
But I will have to admire from afar
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:05 AM   #2516
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Roses are red
This thread seems dead
Maybe the fault is mine
I just. Cant make a ryme
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:46 PM   #2517
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Roses are red
I may be a loon
But the best kind of sex
Is the hot kind at noon
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Old 05-21-2012, 03:49 PM   #2518
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Roses are red
and this crow is blue
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:11 PM   #2519
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Roses are red
I might speak to soon
The best kind of sex
Lasts from midnight til noon
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:31 PM   #2520
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Roses are red
my post are not to
anyone
mainly not you
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:37 PM   #2521
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Roses are red
I'm finally home
and feeling so horny
need someone's hands to roam...
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:41 PM   #2522
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Roses are red
ScooberTina's home too
If I could just visit
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:41 PM   #2523
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Roses are red
I have hand that can roam
A shower is good
To lather and foam
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Roses are Red
No need to be haughty
Just take what you want
It's time to get naughty
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:14 PM   #2525
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Roses are red
I'm sweaty and hot
just keep licking there
they keep getting more taut
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