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Old 12-27-2010, 04:40 PM   #251
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Old 12-27-2010, 04:53 PM   #252
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Roses are red
her clit needs a licking
if she were with me
it would by now be dripping
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:00 PM   #253
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Roses can be reddish
Being with you is sweet blish
Come here baby give ush a kish.
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:19 PM   #254
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roses are red
so are my lips
get behind me
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:21 PM   #255
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roses are red
so are my lips
get behind me
and grab my hips!

Roses are red
those hips are divine
how hot it would be
to press them on mine.
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:23 PM   #256
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Roses are red
I've got you by the hips
Rocking the bed
Squeezing your ti*s
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:24 PM   #257
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roses are red
oh what shall I do
there was one man behind me
now there are two!
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:25 PM   #258
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roses are red
oh what shall I do
there was one man behind me
now there are two!
roses are red
i'll settle the debate
i don't mind being patient
you're so worth the wait.
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:26 PM   #259
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roses are red
i'll settle the debate
i don't mind being patient
you're so worth the wait.
You're a sweetheart!
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:43 PM   #260
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Roses are red
I bow my head
I've been out sweeted by MSU
but that's ok I'll wait for you
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Old 12-27-2010, 07:45 PM   #261
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Ok, the cheesy factory is closed. Now back to your regularly scheduled erotic poem posting. Lol
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Old 12-27-2010, 08:12 PM   #262
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a good f**king
Preferably from you
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Old 12-27-2010, 08:34 PM   #263
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
Why won't you fuck me?
You bitch.
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Old 12-27-2010, 08:35 PM   #264
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Roses are red
Apples are sweeter
When you shave your hoo haw
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Old 12-27-2010, 08:37 PM   #265
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Roses are red
I am HOT
come here and grab me
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Old 12-27-2010, 09:18 PM   #266
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roses are red
my body is shaking
I'm all yours
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Old 12-27-2010, 10:54 PM   #267
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Roses are red
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:06 PM   #268
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Roses are red
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I want to have some fun
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Old 12-27-2010, 11:12 PM   #269
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Rose are red
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Saddle on up
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:37 AM   #270
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Roses Are Red....
Violets Are Blue....
I'm with Sneaky....
Bitch....
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:47 AM   #271
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Rose are red violets are blue im going to bed would you like to come too
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:47 AM   #272
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Old 12-28-2010, 12:54 AM   #273
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Roses are red violets are blue these lips cant wait to be kissing you
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Old 12-28-2010, 03:30 AM   #274
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Roses are red
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sucking and f*cking sure would be keen!
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Old 12-28-2010, 02:20 PM   #275
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Roses are red.
As a shaved arm-pit
What I want to know is
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