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Old 12-10-2010, 04:19 PM   #26
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Roses are red
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Old 12-10-2010, 05:29 PM   #27
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Roses are red
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Leave the poetry to the poets
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Old 12-10-2010, 05:43 PM   #28
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Roses are red
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I am into everything
but golden showers! ewwwww
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Old 12-10-2010, 05:48 PM   #29
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Rush on over
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:18 PM   #30
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
You're trapped here darlin'
on my bed
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:36 PM   #31
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Roses are pretty
So is your smile
Let's get a room
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:57 PM   #32
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Roses are red
violets are blue,
Bet you can't guess
what I want to do?
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Old 12-10-2010, 07:49 PM   #33
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Roses are red
but some are pink
was gonna have drunken sex
but instead puked in the sink!
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:22 PM   #34
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Roses are red,
my eyes are blue,
all I want to do,
is fuck with you!
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:24 PM   #35
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Roses are red
The grass is green
I work for the TSA and fell in love
After seeing you on the scanner screen
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:51 PM   #36
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Roses are red my cheeks are too
If you keep talking sweet to me
im going to have to blow you.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:57 PM   #37
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Roses are red im feeling a little blue
If you make me feel better
ill do all sorts of things to you.
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:00 PM   #38
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I thought of you in bed
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:33 PM   #39
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Roses are red
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Toss me a liplock
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:36 PM   #40
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Roses are red,
bananas are yellow,
if you like it hard in bed
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:57 PM   #41
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Roses are red
Violets are lame
I think I lost an eye
The last time you came
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:04 PM   #42
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Roses are red
So is my dress
I sucked and sucked
Til you made a mess
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:07 PM   #43
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Roses are red
Carnations are white
Me inside you
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:11 PM   #44
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Roses are red
Your wife is a bore
Whip it out baby
I'll be your whore
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:16 PM   #45
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Roses are red
My cooter is pink
Come a lil closer
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:18 PM   #46
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Roses are red
Your penis is blue
You should've listened to me
When I told ya what that Viagra would do
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:23 PM   #47
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Roses are red,
Rhymes just lazy
The chicks in this place
Are just plain f'in crazy.
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:25 PM   #48
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Roses are red
My vibe is magenta
Use it on me
C'mon I'll let ya
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:38 PM   #49
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Roses are red
I took your cash
Sorry to tell you
That looks like a rash
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:41 PM   #50
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Roses are red
JAG is so clever
Take me to bed
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