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Old 12-11-2010, 12:21 PM   #76
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My legs are spread
Just waiting for you
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Old 12-11-2010, 12:22 PM   #77
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roses are red
my balls are tight
ready to explode in you
with all their might
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:31 PM   #78
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RAR
VAB
I'd like to make Nice
Scream WOOHOO!
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:53 PM   #79
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Roses are Red
The lights are dim
your legs are spread
and my tongue is on your rim
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:25 PM   #80
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Any oldandnaked ladies ot there
That wanna screw?
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:48 PM   #81
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roses are red
marigolds are orange
do you suck? like this poem?
cuz nothing rhymes with orange
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:52 PM   #82
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Roses are red
Violets are green
Just how good we f*ck
Remains to be seen.
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:59 PM   #83
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Roses are red

4 leaf clovers are a rare find

Bend over baby

I wanna do you from behind
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:24 AM   #84
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Some states are red
And some states are blue
When Spare_Change praises Obama
The Appocalypse is due
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:36 AM   #85
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Roses are red
he is so fine
I'm so happy
He is all mine
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:26 AM   #86
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Roses are red,
Lavender is lavender,
I'm at my happiest
when I am inside o'her.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:19 AM   #87
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Roses are red
Violets are pretty
I'd like to nibble
on your left titty
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:23 AM   #88
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Roses are red,
so is your ass
lets f%#k.

Yeah, I'm a real Poet Laureate.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:26 AM   #89
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Roses are red
Lillies are pale
I'd like to violate you
when I get out of jail
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:40 AM   #90
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Roses are red
Their colors are blue
Tom will be cryin
When the Bears are through
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:43 AM   #91
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Roses are red
Hope the Pats lose
Or I'll have to comfort her
All battered and bruised.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:44 AM   #92
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Roses are red,
Poison ivy is itchy,
I wish she'd be sensual
than just being plain bitchy.
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:46 AM   #93
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Roses are red
Some, just too thorny
Take me to bed
Baby, I'm horny!!
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:48 AM   #94
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Roses are red
Bears are wicked gay
whatever
NEXT!
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Old 12-12-2010, 10:56 AM   #95
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At the end of the game
JAG will be ticked off
But I plan to be
drunk by kickoff
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Old 12-12-2010, 11:23 AM   #96
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Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Tom will be drunk
Brady might be too
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Old 12-12-2010, 11:27 AM   #97
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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I am not very good at this
What time does the game start?
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:14 PM   #98
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Roses are Red
My lips are Pink
Slide something into them
Give me a drink....
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Old 12-12-2010, 01:05 PM   #99
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Roses are red
My eyes are blue
If I was in Canada
I would love to slide into you
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Old 12-12-2010, 04:14 PM   #100
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Rose are red
violets are blue
with luck
I can do you
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