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Old 12-12-2010, 05:16 PM   #101
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Roses are red

4 leaf clovers are a rare find

Bend over baby

I wanna do you from behind
You are both creepy and hysterical.
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Old 12-12-2010, 05:35 PM   #102
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You are both creepy and hysterical.

Hey, who are you calling hysterical?
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:11 PM   #103
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roses are red
and it may be a sin
but Im slapping her ass
before shoving it in
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:19 PM   #104
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh look Fae's online! bye!
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:42 PM   #105
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Roses are red
I hate Tom Brady
Just sweep the leg briggs
Then the win is gravy
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:44 PM   #106
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roses are red
and her lips are sweet
sucking my shaft
and stroking my meat
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:44 PM   #107
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Roses are red
Bears fans are bitter
Watching their season
Go down the shitter
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:48 PM   #108
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Roses are red
I hate Tom Brady
Just sweep the leg briggs
Then the win is gravy
roses are red ,
snow is white.
sorry about what Just a Girl said
Tom Brady will win again tonight
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:49 PM   #109
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Roses are red
Falcons are too
They beat the Panthers
So now they are blue
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:54 PM   #110
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:56 PM   #111
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roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
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Old 12-12-2010, 06:59 PM   #112
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Rose are red
and so is Sugar's hair
If 69 is what she wants
Then I'm there
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:00 PM   #113
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Roses ar red

Some wines are too

If I drank enough

Even my mother-in-law I'd screw
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:03 PM   #114
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Roses are red
oldandnaked's beard is blue
I had to laugh at your last post
It was hilarious too!!!!
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:06 PM   #115
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Roses are red
Leaves are green
I love your legs
And whats in between
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Zippers are tough
But I have faith in you

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Roses are red
And I am too
Sugar you are funny
And now I'm blushing because of you
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:20 PM   #118
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roses are red
and my zipper is bulging
with hands and lips
she starts indulging
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:27 PM   #119
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Roses are red

Some say pussy isn't a dish

But to this old cunnilinguist

It's tastier and more fulfilling than any fish
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Roses are red
She strokes me slow
If she keeps this up
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Old 12-12-2010, 07:49 PM   #121
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Roses are red
The sky is blue
I want hot sex
How about you?
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Roses are red
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I want hot sex
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Roses are red

Your ribbon is too

Let me untie it

And see what I can do
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If redcat is willing
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Old 12-12-2010, 08:06 PM   #124
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Roses are red
You guys are doing fine
But if you don't mind
Let's take this one at a time.
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Roses are red

An oak is a tree

Redcat obviously is a one man woman

Not into three
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