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Old 01-19-2012, 12:48 PM   #1251
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Roses are red
and so are the panties you left at the side of my bed last night. the end.
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:48 PM   #1252
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Roses are red
Flirt is batting zero,
Passing his dick around,
Doesn't make him a hero.
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:52 PM   #1253
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Roses are red
Savvy ought to know
I'm really only interested
If she's willing to blow
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:54 PM   #1254
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Roses are red and violets are blue.

Fuck me and fuck you.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:01 PM   #1255
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Roses are red,
I live in a no blow zone,
But not to worry,
I like sex on the phone.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:04 PM   #1256
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nice boots in your av Savvy
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:12 PM   #1257
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LOL DK... ^^

Roses are red
DK is funny
I think he is trying
To find a cute, fluffy bunny.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:19 PM   #1258
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Roses are red
There is paradise to discover
un-zip your pants
and send me your number
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:27 PM   #1259
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Roses are red
I will stay put in the snow,
Unzipping my jeans,
Is not the way to go.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:40 PM   #1260
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Roses are red
If you play the game
I'll have you curling your toes
and screaming my name
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:41 PM   #1261
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Roses are red,
Snow's grey when it's slush,
But your throat turns pink
When a touch makes you blush.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:45 PM   #1262
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Roses are red,
My cheeks are quite pink,
Oh wait a minute,
It could be the drink.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:52 PM   #1263
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Roses are red,
And so is the wine
Pink cheeks might mean nothing
Or could be a sign
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:59 PM   #1264
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roses are red
park benches, the best
hey, is that a pigeon
you've snuggled to your chest?
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:03 PM   #1265
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Roses are red,
And yes, it's my pet.
At least it's one cuddle
I've managed to get.
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:06 PM   #1266
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if you're looking to cuddle
i may have to dismiss
the pigeon, the bench
and all that is bliss
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:09 PM   #1267
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Roses are red,
And daffodils yellow.
I'd trade this great bench
For my cheek on your pillow.
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:17 PM   #1268
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roses are red
balls may be blue
if you're looking for pillows
you know i have two
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:31 PM   #1269
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Roses are red,
And so are your nails.
When I think of your pillows
My mind just derails.
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Old 01-19-2012, 03:25 PM   #1270
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roses are red
you're no longer new
the train's at the station
get on board now, choo choo
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:18 PM   #1271
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Roses are red
And sometimes white
All of this sex talk
Is giving me a fright.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:04 PM   #1272
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Roses are red
Sometimes they're yellow
Cmere real close
And I'll show you my fellow
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:16 PM   #1273
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Roses are Red
Cream is Sticky
I'll eat you out
If you suck my Dicky
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:18 PM   #1274
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Roses are red
The newbie is wild,
I think he is having moments
Of his inner child.
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:00 PM   #1275
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roses are red
minnie loves mickey
but donald's the one
with the really big bill

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