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Old 01-18-2011, 07:53 AM   #1
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Default The last thing you said out loud.

"I don't like that guy"

Referring to a tennis player currently playing in the Australian Open.

What's the last thing you said out loud?
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:01 AM   #2
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Honey, it's 6:00 now
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:06 AM   #3
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:16 AM   #4
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we're leaving at 8:30
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:51 AM   #5
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"Magical Cabbages?"

yeah...don't ask....
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:54 AM   #6
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:56 AM   #7
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:58 AM   #8
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Old 01-18-2011, 09:05 AM   #9
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Old 01-18-2011, 09:22 AM   #10
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This old thing....thanks.
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:05 AM   #11
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Hey there, Poo. (Poo is the cat, whose name is actually Harley.)
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:06 AM   #12
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Holy crap, it's Girly!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:08 AM   #13
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So it is!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:08 AM   #14
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Cocksucker!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:08 AM   #15
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well I guess it's easy to tell where I've been
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:19 AM   #16
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Tomorrow is my friday ... suck it
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:36 AM   #17
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C'mon Kels.... time to get up!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:41 AM   #18
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Old 01-18-2011, 11:12 AM   #19
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no, he's a federal prisoner....not my problem
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Old 01-18-2011, 11:15 AM   #20
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Pencil dick...oh my
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:00 PM   #21
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:05 PM   #22
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Fuck the Steelers...

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Old 01-18-2011, 12:06 PM   #23
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what the hell is this?

I'm being subjected to really strange shows today....
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:13 PM   #24
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:04 PM   #25
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And I just said no.
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