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Old 01-18-2011, 01:07 PM   #26
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:10 PM   #27
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Please give mommy a break...just a little one please
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:21 PM   #28
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cold, holy shit...where's your brother?
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:23 PM   #29
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F*ckin snow and ice
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:27 PM   #30
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No , I havent heard that before
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:01 PM   #31
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what the fuck did you do to my kitchen???
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:17 PM   #32
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singing, F------ perfect
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:24 PM   #33
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No. Its no problem.

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Old 01-18-2011, 02:32 PM   #34
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If I'm not mistaken I believe I said. "Gingy is SOOOO gonna be Pissed"
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:33 PM   #35
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what time are you leaving for work???
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:34 PM   #36
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*gigglin*
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:51 PM   #37
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see ya!
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:53 PM   #38
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Ok sounds good
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Old 01-18-2011, 02:55 PM   #39
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Well, you don't want to use the really good velcro gloves, they'll leave a mark, at least that's according to the guys in MT

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Old 01-18-2011, 03:47 PM   #40
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ok momma love ya..(Yes we talk 10x a day)
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:48 PM   #41
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:56 PM   #42
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"Yes, I am married."
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:57 PM   #43
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"I guess I shouldn't play then, so you at least have a CHANCE of winning"
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Old 01-18-2011, 04:11 PM   #44
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Cat what are you doing? Get down from there
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Old 01-18-2011, 04:18 PM   #45
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No, I gave it to the pregnant twin. What's her name?
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:14 PM   #46
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What the hell?
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:16 PM   #47
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Please don't make me watch this.
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:25 PM   #48
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Go get ready for gymnastics
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:26 PM   #49
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what the hell ?
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:28 PM   #50
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I can't repeat it......
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