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Old 01-18-2011, 06:30 PM   #51
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:31 PM   #52
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Did I just not say that?!
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:33 PM   #53
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I am sorry...I have had to say that a lot today...ugh
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Old 01-18-2011, 06:59 PM   #54
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Old 01-18-2011, 07:04 PM   #55
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There's a stop sign there you asshole ...... Damn Jersey Shore Snooki wanna be driving in her daddy's Mercedes almost hit my kid
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Old 01-18-2011, 07:05 PM   #56
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I am fucking entitled end of story...
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:20 PM   #57
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:22 PM   #58
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Shut the fuck up!!!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #59
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #60
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Love you sweetie....sweet dreams.
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #61
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What?...Shut up....Serious?....what a douche
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:28 PM   #62
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What?...Shut up....Serious?....what a douche

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Old 01-18-2011, 10:30 PM   #63
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #64
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"wow...what an asswipe!"
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #65
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:32 PM   #66
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are you kidding me
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:33 PM   #67
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#*!&$@ *&#@#((*@$ Faucet!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:33 PM   #68
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I think I said "I've got to take a piss"
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:37 PM   #69
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I need wood.......


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Old 01-18-2011, 10:45 PM   #70
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:58 PM   #71
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Old 01-18-2011, 11:01 PM   #72
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Old 01-18-2011, 11:39 PM   #73
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I'm going to lay down
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:40 AM   #74
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I cant do that for you...it is time for you to get off your ass and just get it done....
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:02 AM   #75
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um....hello blondie LOL
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