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Old 02-20-2017, 12:35 PM   #5551
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Dear Lazy hubs:

Respect yourself and others will follow..
Sincerely lovely bones...
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Old 02-20-2017, 01:09 PM   #5552
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Dear Leggy,

You're giving me hair do inspiration with that Av. I'll need someone to make it purty for me because I'm too impatient with my locks.

I secretly just want someone to play with my hair.

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Old 02-20-2017, 01:11 PM   #5553
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Dear Leggy,

You're giving me hair do inspiration with that Av. I'll need someone to make it purty for me because I'm too impatient with my locks.

I secretly just want someone to play with my hair.

Sincerely,

Currently a bed head

some days I wanna shave it..LOL thick long.. I know some would kill fer it.. not me in the av.. not far but not me...
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Old 02-20-2017, 01:11 PM   #5554
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Dear littlest one,

I'm sorry for the haircut I gave you. It will grow back? You're still cute even with uneven choppiness on top.

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Your cheap mom who didn't want to pay $20 but should have
I used to use the clippers and give my son a buzz cut. Poor kid must have been cold looking like a butchered poodle.
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Old 02-20-2017, 01:14 PM   #5555
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some days I wanna shave it..LOL thick long.. I know some would kill fer it.. not me in the av.. not far but not me...
Doesn't have to be you. I still like it and it's an extension or reflection of you...what you like, how you feel, etc. It's you but not you...you get me? Kinda?

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Old 02-20-2017, 08:32 PM   #5556
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Dear Leggy and Lyric

....we can have a girls day...Frolic in the shower and play with eachothers.......Long locks!!

Sincerely..well you know who I am
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Old 02-20-2017, 08:38 PM   #5557
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....we can have a girls day...Frolic in the shower and play with eachothers.......Long locks!!

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Dear Repunzel Twins,

I'll bring the rubber duckies, bath balm and the chocolate covered strawberries. I'll play with yours...if you play with mine.



Let's do each other,

Ready to sing in the shower
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Old 02-21-2017, 03:20 AM   #5558
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Dear Repunzel Twins,

I'll bring the rubber duckies, bath balm and the chocolate covered strawberries. I'll play with yours...if you play with mine.



Let's do each other,

Ready to sing in the shower


Dear Repunzel twins and th.....

..Dear Repunzel Triplets...!


*stare*


I'm thinking I could just referee or summink...

........ Just to ensure it's fair and all......


Had me at rubber duckie.........
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Old 02-25-2017, 10:09 PM   #5559
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..Dear Repunzel Triplets...!


*stare*


I'm thinking I could just referee or summink...

........ Just to ensure it's fair and all......


Had me at rubber duckie.........

Dear Lookey loo,

Don't just stand there. Make yourself "useful." I'm sure there's plenty to "get done" given that you have a triple threat on your hands here.

Bring the the bath bubbles and a few bottles of wine. It's going to be a long night and you'll need a generous amount of grapes....yanno it's good for the heart and possesses antioxidants....yanno?!!

Drink up,

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Old 02-25-2017, 10:37 PM   #5560
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Dear party girl

......I have all ya need, bubbles, wine and baby oil...just bring yourself...I will make myself useful

Sincerely all reeved up
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Old 02-26-2017, 12:48 PM   #5561
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Dear R

No worries, all will be fine
Look in the mirror...... figjam

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Old 02-27-2017, 12:40 AM   #5562
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Dear 2017,
Give me some sanity quickly or I won't survive the pace.

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Old 02-27-2017, 06:22 AM   #5563
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Dear Monday
Be nice and we can go drinks later in the evening.

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Old 04-18-2017, 12:08 AM   #5564
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Dear Spotify,

You get me. You talk to me and I hear you. Have you been reading my emails?

Sincerely,
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:15 PM   #5565
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Dear Mother Nature,

Why can't you be nice? I would like sunshine and blue skies. Enough of this dreary weather.

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Old 04-20-2017, 03:17 PM   #5566
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Dear LIfe,

Could ya find it in your heart to cut my family a break?? Thanks love Legs..
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:53 PM   #5567
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Dear perfect house,

Come to me. I am waiting to buy you. I'll take good care of you. Save me from my mother. Don't be too expensive please.

Sincerely,
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:56 PM   #5568
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Dear ex#1,

I never thought I would say this but THANK YOU. You are honest, easy to co-parent with, and pretty much a good dad. I have now seen how much worse it could be.

Sincerely,
Ex wifey

P.S. still wouldn't want to be with you, but I certainly appreciate things about you a lot better.
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