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Old 09-17-2014, 10:23 AM   #76
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How many dates before we do a nasty ? I have to let my Mom know.
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Old 09-17-2014, 10:41 AM   #77
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:06 PM   #78
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Wow, you're a 0xA
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:27 PM   #79
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Wanna see my flux capacitor
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:28 PM   #80
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You must be a banana because you sure are a peeling.
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Old 09-18-2014, 11:45 PM   #81
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Lets make like an ameba and muliply
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:03 AM   #82
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You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:11 AM   #83
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That's the most elegant front end code i've ever seen.
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:18 AM   #84
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1Me*Y0u=XXX
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:53 AM   #85
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If you were to ask Thomas Paine, he'd say that dating me was Common Sense.
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:47 AM   #86
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2+2=4 but you and me will equal more!
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:21 PM   #87
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You've got more curves than a double helix!!
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:22 PM   #88
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I want to lick your 3.14
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:26 PM   #89
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Come on now Lucas, you gotta lick her pi to at least the 10th place value!!!
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:27 PM   #90
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Can I smell your armpits...
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:30 PM   #91
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Ecstasy = Me Cumming twice
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:32 PM   #92
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I really wanna stick my lightsaber in your Sarlaac pit.
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:38 PM   #93
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"The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with your bosoms!"
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:40 PM   #94
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Your homepage or mine?
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Let's build a PC together.
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I guess you can try to insert your floppy disc here.....
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If I toss a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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You auto-complete me.
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No nerd says that...tsk.
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Nice camel toe

whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? thats pretty nerdy!
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