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Old 09-19-2014, 02:47 PM   #101
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No nerd says that...tsk.
Well nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....poo poo head!
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:47 PM   #102
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Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:53 PM   #103
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I would love to "down" my "load" in your recycle bin.
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:54 PM   #104
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Would you like to beta test a new product? It's called the iPussy.
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Old 09-19-2014, 02:57 PM   #105
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Let's go from Defcon 3 to Defcon on all 4s
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Old 09-20-2014, 12:29 PM   #106
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If I said you had a nice hypothesis would you hold it against me?
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Old 09-20-2014, 12:31 PM   #107
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My love for you is like pi - never ending.
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Old 09-20-2014, 12:32 PM   #108
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See my previous 2620 posts.
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Old 09-20-2014, 01:56 PM   #109
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I think my heart just lagged..
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Old 09-20-2014, 02:01 PM   #110
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Hey babe!! finish your drink...My harware needs your Software!!
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Old 09-20-2014, 02:48 PM   #111
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Your butt makes me want to (menu)> Settings> Connections > back key> Prompt.
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Old 09-20-2014, 11:45 PM   #112
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You must work in NASA coz you're out of this world.
(Heard this in the movie today lol)
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Old 09-20-2014, 11:57 PM   #113
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If you were my homework, I'd do you all over my desk
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:07 AM   #114
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hey baby I live in my moms basement
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:38 AM   #115
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come check out my bunson burner
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:59 AM   #116
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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U
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Old 09-21-2014, 10:54 AM   #117
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Are you Google? Coz I'm feeling lucky..
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:06 AM   #118
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Let's talk about RAM today...
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:22 AM   #119
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Wanna #dometonight?
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:24 AM   #120
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You're as sweet as 3.14
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:28 AM   #121
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I^2 + U^2 = happiness ^ 2
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:14 PM   #122
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You're so hot, you're making my lab goggles fog..
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:02 PM   #123
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:16 PM   #124
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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life..
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Old 09-28-2014, 12:12 AM   #125
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Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
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