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Old 10-03-2014, 11:54 AM   #26
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This is the shit on do on my way to work! Makes my day hitch off with a bang! No pun intended or maybe I do.

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Old 10-03-2014, 11:59 AM   #27
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The goose was better?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:03 PM   #28
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Your Mom was better.
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:04 PM   #29
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Now that IS the worst lol!
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:25 PM   #30
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(insert incorrect name here) you are very very special to me....
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:32 PM   #32
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Wow! That was quick!.... I didn't know they came in pencil size
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:32 PM   #33
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you better get checked for herpes
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:34 PM   #34
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You know that was the bed you were humping....right?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:35 PM   #35
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now you'll always have something to remember me by....


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Old 10-03-2014, 12:35 PM   #36
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oh I came back from Liberia 3 weeks ago. And I don't feel well.

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Old 10-03-2014, 12:36 PM   #37
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I told you I was born a man...right?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:38 PM   #38
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I told you I was born a man...right?
yes.

What does that have to do with this thread?

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Old 10-03-2014, 12:42 PM   #39
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yes.

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Lol..... Oh! You are so special Spikey! I know...a pussy is a pussy...cat for some...lol
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:45 PM   #40
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There's a $20 on the nightstand...
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:48 PM   #41
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Sheeesh!.... Yep! ...I'm most definitely gay!
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:52 PM   #42
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You thought that was an enima?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:54 PM   #43
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What was your name again?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:57 PM   #44
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Fun Fact: Once the guy is inside you, he doesn't care or is listening. He won
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:00 PM   #45
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Understand, just because we're related doesn't mean we can't continue these sessions.
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Ugh!... The bag over your head wasn't big enough.....
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who The Hell Are You!??????
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:06 PM   #48
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Shit!....I can't believe I'm THAT desperate.....
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:27 PM   #49
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who are you ?
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:32 PM   #50
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That's the second best sex o had today
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