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Old 03-15-2017, 09:21 PM   #501
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I can see why that would be so sad, sad, whether the answer is yes or no.
I'm not mentioning anymore names.

whats my policy..one kiss a week

you're over due
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Old 03-15-2017, 09:46 PM   #502
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I'm not mentioning anymore names.

whats my policy..one kiss a week

you're over due
Leave them on the lanai.
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Old 03-16-2017, 04:18 AM   #503
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Leave them on the lanai.
I googled that fancy word. Its an island in Hawaii.

oh thats right...my policy needs to be re-written.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:57 AM   #504
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Since you were already naked, I went ahead and did your Pap smear while I was down there.
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:53 AM   #505
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:35 AM   #506
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