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Old 03-15-2017, 09:21 PM   #501
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I can see why that would be so sad, sad, whether the answer is yes or no.
I'm not mentioning anymore names.

whats my policy..one kiss a week

you're over due
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Old 03-15-2017, 09:46 PM   #502
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whats my policy..one kiss a week

you're over due
Leave them on the lanai.
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Old 03-16-2017, 04:18 AM   #503
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Leave them on the lanai.
I googled that fancy word. Its an island in Hawaii.

oh thats right...my policy needs to be re-written.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:57 AM   #504
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Since you were already naked, I went ahead and did your Pap smear while I was down there.
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:53 AM   #505
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Ew, what's that smell?
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Old 04-10-2017, 10:35 AM   #506
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I got the feeling im out of here . quicky
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Old 09-03-2017, 08:40 AM   #507
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My parachute won't open!
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Old 09-03-2017, 09:42 AM   #508
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But Mish liked it when I did it
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Old 09-03-2017, 09:45 AM   #509
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Time for my meds.
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Old 09-03-2017, 10:15 AM   #510
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Mom???!!
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Old 10-05-2017, 01:13 PM   #511
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You remind me of my cousin
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Old 10-05-2017, 01:17 PM   #512
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Is that it?
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Old 10-05-2017, 01:35 PM   #513
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:44 PM   #514
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Can I loan you to my buddies?
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:27 PM   #515
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Not something said, but crying after sex would be pretty shitty.
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:28 PM   #516
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So what is for dinner?
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Old 10-11-2017, 06:41 AM   #517
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"I've fallen and I can't get up."
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Old 10-11-2017, 09:17 AM   #518
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Hand me my vibrator on your way out.
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Old 10-11-2017, 07:58 PM   #519
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did you cum?
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How do I compare to your ex?
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:00 PM   #521
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How do I compare to your ex?
well.....any port in a storm!
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:00 PM   #522
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Not something said, but crying after sex would be pretty shitty.
Happy tears and moved with passionate emotion...maybe?
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:01 PM   #523
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So, you telling your wife or am I?
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did you cum?
Sometimes you do have to ask. Women are hard to crack sometimes!
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So, you telling your wife or am I?
No bueno!
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