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Old 05-08-2007, 01:54 AM   #51
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Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:57 AM   #52
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Good Sex
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:58 AM   #53
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
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Old 05-08-2007, 01:59 AM   #54
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Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous,
NOTEdont send it to me as I have had 100s already
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:04 AM   #55
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Sex is like Maths
sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:06 AM   #56
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
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Old 05-09-2007, 01:26 AM   #57
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BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:29 AM   #58
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:36 AM   #59
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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
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There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:37 AM   #61
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Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
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*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
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What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
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Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
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girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
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Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'
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When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
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BABY'S NAMED A BAD, BAD THING
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/12.html

Anyways I am not sure if this counts, but my best friend's little brother is named Harry Cox III. The thing that impresses me the most, he isn't Harry Cox the 1st, Little Harry Cox Junior, he is Harry Cox the THIRD! His name is like an urban legend around here. Whenever I mention my friend's little brother, they all say "You actually KNOW Harry Cox???" Like it is like knowing Santa Claus.

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PADDY FINDS HIS WIFE IN CROTCHLESS PANTIES,SHE OPENS HER LEGS AND SAYS DO YOU WANT 2 LICK THIS,? FUCK OFF '' HE REPLIES LOOK WHAT ITS DONE 2 YOUR KNICKERS:
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Two guys are talking:
-I think my wife died
-Why?
-She is the same in bed, but the number of unwashed dishes is increasing
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The directress of an orphanage gives good pieces of advice to three girls when they leave the institution:
-Out there there are huge dangers waiting for you. There are men who persuades poor girls to their flats in order to scupper them. Then give they give the girls barnacle 200 Ft (about 1$) and throw them out to the street.
The smallest girls eyes kindled:
-200 FT? That's something. Your husband would give us only an apple.
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Two girls are talking:
-Do you know what is between your husband and me?
-No
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Two girls are talking:
-Do you know what is between your husband and me?
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