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Old 02-29-2008, 08:32 PM   #1
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ok, so if you were a drink, with or wo alcohol, what would you be. have fun with it, what is in it, mixed with, served in, etc. and name it. have fun and be creative.

I will start. i would be a Lemonwedge, take jameson with lemonade, add crushed ice. essentially, smooth liquer, with tart mix, chilled. eh not too sexy, but delicioous. have fun.

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Old 02-29-2008, 08:38 PM   #2
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Johnny Walker Blue label on ice

aged well, classy, sharp with a smooth aftertaste....can give you a kick but after a while is warm and soothing
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:39 PM   #3
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Buttery Jiz....

In a shot glass....

1/3 Kaluha
1/3 Irish Cream
1/3 Butterscotch Schnapps

Toss it down....so good...warm...thick...


(I'd swallow if it tasted like this..lol)

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Old 02-29-2008, 08:40 PM   #4
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Buttery Jiz....

In a shot glass....


1/3 Kaluha
1/3 Irish Cream
1/3 Butterscotch Schnapps

Toss it down....so good...warm...thick...
warm and thick? hmmmm


(I'd swallow if it tasted like this...lol)

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Old 02-29-2008, 08:41 PM   #5
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lots of ice
Southern Comfort
grapefruit juice...
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:42 PM   #6
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Sex on the Beach

1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juic
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Sex on the Beach

1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juic

Ooohhhh I need to change my drink.....
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:54 PM   #9
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Sex on the Beach

1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juic
Those are sooooooooo good
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:55 PM   #10
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don't forget, name it, it doesn't have to be a drink already in exsistence, this is what you would be, ingrediants and name.
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:07 PM   #11
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I would be straight true Irish Whiskey! Take a shot of me and your belly warms
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:46 PM   #12
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I would be straight true Irish Whiskey! Take a shot of me and your belly warms
ah, a wonderful choice, hehe, but i am partial to smooth, irish whiskey!
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:55 PM   #13
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Shot of Ice 101


101 proof peppermit schnapps- Because it is sweet and intoxicates you quickly..
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ok, so if you were a drink, with or wo alcohol, what would you be. have fun with it, what is in it, mixed with, served in, etc. and name it. have fun and be creative.
Long Island Iced Tea
1/2 shot rum
1/2 shot tequila
1/2 shot vodka
1/2 shot triple sec
1/2 shot gin
2 shots sour mix
dash of soda for color

Little bit of everything, rolled into one crazy ride
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Hurricane - Cuz I blow a lot of wind and destroy stuff

1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz BacardiŪ 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
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Ouch, last time I touched 151 ... well, I wish I remembered it!
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Yeah, there's a reason they have that little flame retardant cap on those bottles.



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Ouch, last time I touched 151 ... well, I wish I remembered it!
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Old 02-29-2008, 11:22 PM   #18
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Redheaded Pimp

1 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz triple sec

'Cause thats how I roll.
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Yeah, there's a reason they have that little flame retardant cap on those bottles.
We took that off one night, me and a buddy tried to finish a bottle ourselves (my younger days :-)

The bottle won.
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Slippery Nipple

1/2 oz Bailey'sŪ Irish cream
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
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I'm impressed! You can launch a space shuttle with that stuff....



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We took that off one night, me and a buddy tried to finish a bottle ourselves (my younger days :-)

The bottle won.
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We took that off one night, me and a buddy tried to finish a bottle ourselves (my younger days :-)

The bottle won.
lol i have had a few nights like that with tequila, ta-kill-ya, the bottle always wins, lol.
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lol i have had a few nights like that with tequila, ta-kill-ya, the bottle always wins, lol.
I had ONE night with that, then I learned my lesson.
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how about a planters punch
its: rum, orange juice, cherry liquor, triple sec, and a slice of orange,lemon and a cherry!
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:51 AM   #25
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I'd have to be Sangria.......complicated but OH SO WORTH IT!
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