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Old 03-01-2008, 02:39 AM   #26
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It's what I have been feeling like the past couple of days..

A Suffering Bastard....


1 oz. dark rum
1 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. brandy
1 tsp. triple sec
1 tsp. grenadine
1/2 tsp. lime juice
1 1/2 oz. orange juice
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Old 03-01-2008, 06:55 AM   #27
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Sex On The Beach

3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz fresh OJ
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:12 AM   #28
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Long Island Iced Tea...


Close to home

5 different personalities depending on what the situation calls for

tastes great

can't get enough

and when you hit the air you realize how intoxicating I truly was
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Old 03-09-2008, 07:36 AM   #29
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Gin and tonic with a lime wedge.

It lingers on the lips like sweet, intoxicating memories with a slightly bitter twist.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:35 AM   #30
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hmmm... I had to really think about this one.. but I am going to go with chocolate milk...


wholesome.. (better get no wisecracks from the fab five)
tastes really good at any time of day...

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Old 03-09-2008, 08:38 AM   #31
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Bloody Mary

Spicy with a bit of a kick, good for what ails ya.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:51 AM   #32
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Today I wanna be Dr. Pepper......

full of zip...
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:43 AM   #33
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Amaretto Stone Sour

2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz tequila
1 splash orange juice



Sweet w/ a little kick!
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:55 AM   #34
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Ain't it awful--I don't know alcoholic drinks, guess I would be a wine, smooth and seductive.
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:05 AM   #35
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I would be a sweet, fruity drink with a splash of liquor. Something to refresh on a hot, tropical evening.
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:23 AM   #36
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right now, it would have to be a Suffering Bastard:




1/2 oz. Creme de Noyaux
1 1/2 oz. Rum, dark
1 oz. Rum, light
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz. Lime Juice

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a highball glass.
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:09 PM   #37
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a drop of white crem de'mente in a shotglass of Absolut
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:22 PM   #38
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a drop of white crem de'mente in a shotglass of Absolut

Ooohhhh I might have to try this one....

And welcome to the site....hope you enjoy it.
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:08 PM   #39
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Hot and spicy Sangria! It's got good wine, a little sourness from lemons & Limes, some sweetness, a little bit of suger, spicy hot sauce with a little bit of a sting, the smoothing effect of rum, and carbonation to suprise you. Plus, it goes down smooth and sneaks up on you. You don't know it's intoxicated you till you go to stand up and you are dizzy....

Plus, after a couple of sips you'll say, "What the hell is this??" You'll try to figure out if it's good, or awful with each sip.

INGREDIENTS:
  • 1 Bottle of red wine
  • 1 Lime cut into wedges
  • 1 Lemon cut into wedges
  • 1 Orange cut into wedges
  • 2 Tbsp sugar
  • 1.5 tsp Hot sauce
  • 1 Shot of Rum
  • 1 Bottle of Citrus flavored cola, (for those who prefer a little less sweet use a bottle of club soda
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:19 PM   #40
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Maple Mudslide: It sounds Canadian, like me it's warm, has an enjoyable sharp and sweet taste at the same time, gets your blood and brain going...just like me


Drink Type: Hot Drink -


Ingredients

5 oz. Coffee - (more)
1 1/2 oz.
Sapling Vermont Maple Liqueur - (more)
Cream - (more)


Instructions

Pour Sapling into cup. Add hot coffee and stir. Float or mix cream if desired.

Credit

Sapling Maple Liqueur
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Old 03-09-2008, 04:31 PM   #41
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Three fingers of 40-something year old single-malt Scotch, with a thin layer of water poured on just before tasting (and NOT on the rocks):
  • Smooth, intelligent choice that can make you warm and happy inside
  • Very rewarding for those who appreciate layers of flavors, nuances and subtleties
  • Not for those who are looking for something cheap, overly syrupy sweet or fruity, and not for those who are chasing the flavor of the month
  • Fun with friends and romantic when tasted in more intimate settings
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:42 AM   #42
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Pina Colada

Kinda Coco---nutty----and fruity....
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:41 PM   #43
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Anything with tequila!!!
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Amaretto Stone Sour

2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz tequila
1 splash orange juice



Sweet w/ a little kick!
lol sweet with a little kick...that's me alright!

This is one of my favorite drinks as well.
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:56 PM   #45
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Sperm Bank

Pour tequila (gold) into shot glass. Add 1 drop of Bailey's Irish Cream. Drink shot (lick of salt optional).
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sexual chocolate martini[u]- 1 oz amaretto, 1 oz white chocolate godiva liquere, 1 oz regular chocolate liquere, 1.5 oz vodka, a squirt of chocolate syrup. shake vigorously with ice.

sexy, sweet and will knock you on your ass
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sexual chocolate martini[u]- 1 oz amaretto, 1 oz white chocolate godiva liquere, 1 oz regular chocolate liquere, 1.5 oz vodka, a squirt of chocolate syrup. shake vigorously with ice.

sexy, sweet and will knock you on your ass
humm sounds nice..what about limonade, cuban ron and mint leaves ????
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humm sounds nice..what about limonade, cuban ron and mint leaves ????
I would love to try it. Will you make one for me????
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I would love to try it. Will you make one for me????
sure ...one sunny saturday afternoon..
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SSOOOO sweet, I bet the drink is to
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