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Old 08-02-2008, 02:50 PM   #76
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Old 08-02-2008, 04:27 PM   #77
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My drink is Cherrybomb

diet cola
1oz cacao
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sweet n yummy.....just like candy!
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:18 PM   #78
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I love my banana rum!
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:38 PM   #79
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Harvey Wallbanger!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:42 PM   #80
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:09 AM   #81
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Bourbon and Branch
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:48 AM   #82
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Red Bull and Vodka, because I'm out of style, sometimes sweet and always a kick!
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Old 08-25-2008, 06:51 PM   #83
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I do not know.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:25 PM   #84
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Sex on the Beach with LOTS of SunnyD

1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Cranberry Juice
2 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juic
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:28 PM   #85
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id be a glass of water=you need this to survive
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:41 PM   #86
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Tequilla beer, strong but refreshing!
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:42 PM   #87
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something fruity and strong!! With a knack to make you giggle, get real horny and do crazy stuff.

Just call it a Spike
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:45 PM   #88
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Something soft sweet and fragrant..........Just call it a Rosie
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:47 PM   #89
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Something soft sweet and fragrant..........Just call it a Rosie
don't forget nutty. With boobs.
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:10 PM   #90
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gin and tonic, touch of lime, light ice
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:19 PM   #91
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A double Bloody Mary

Hot, strong and garnished with a long stalk.
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:20 PM   #92
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a shot with a beer backer
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:22 PM   #93
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a shot with a beer backer
Thats my favorite...whiskey for the shot?
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:24 PM   #94
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a shot with a beer backer
I'm guessing Black Jack.
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:25 PM   #95
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me? I'm a Shirley Temple of course
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:27 PM   #96
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me? I'm a Shirley Temple of course
No doubt the first spicy one!
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:35 PM   #97
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All these double threads are making me think I'm getting demented I swear I've answered something then can't find it. I'm glad it's the weekend. This week has made me slap happy.

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I'd have to be some one of a kind drink made of creative inspiration by an eccentric mixologist instead of a normal bartender where weird things got thrown in like cotton candy, but it ended up all pulling together.

..but I might also be a bloody mary because I'd like to be part of an amazing brunch eaten when you're starving because you got to sleep in overly late, had morning sex, then shower sex.. then were ready to refuel.
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Old 06-07-2013, 10:47 PM   #98
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screaming orgasm- gin, amaretto and triple sec
been a long time though...
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Old 06-07-2013, 10:49 PM   #99
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Tequila Rose....sweet to the taste but will kick your ass
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Sex in the snow gets me going, tequila get me fighting and captain diet makes me smile and soothing
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