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Old 06-08-2013, 12:52 AM   #101
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Old 06-08-2013, 07:54 AM   #102
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Old 06-08-2013, 07:56 AM   #103
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Old 07-31-2014, 03:42 PM   #104
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Blue Hawaiian

1 oz. Rum (Light)
1 oz. Coconut Rum
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
Pineapple Juice

Garnish: Pineapple Slice and Cherry
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Old 07-31-2014, 03:52 PM   #105
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Put me down as a slippery nipple, followed by a blow job, sex on the beach and ending in an orgasm
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Old 07-31-2014, 03:53 PM   #106
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Old 07-31-2014, 04:20 PM   #107
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Probably a drink with Cynar, which is a liqueur made from artichokes.

It looks like used motor oil and has a mostly bitter taste.

Hey, there's nothing more sexy than a chick in an artichoke costume.

http://www.mobilepedia.com.br/wp-con...1/03/cynar.jpg
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:18 AM   #108
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:26 AM   #109
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Old 04-20-2017, 10:28 PM   #110
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Old 04-20-2017, 10:31 PM   #111
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:31 AM   #112
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Beer and wine.

Is that not a thing?
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:10 AM   #113
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A Shirley Temp...oh wait...that's not a drink...um...it's...oh shit..just a little perverse childhood fantasy.
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:29 AM   #114
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