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Old 12-14-2016, 12:49 AM   #4926
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What clothes?
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:50 AM   #4927
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That sweater?
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:51 AM   #4928
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i would fuck you..
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:52 AM   #4929
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I'd fuck you back
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:53 AM   #4930
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then I would cuddle you after i fucked ya..
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:54 AM   #4931
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Then I would want to start over
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:55 AM   #4932
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keep doing this all night
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:56 AM   #4933
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Sounds good to me.
Or should I say it feels good to me
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Old 12-14-2016, 12:58 AM   #4934
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all day too?
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Old 12-14-2016, 01:00 AM   #4935
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Do you have enough energy?
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Old 12-14-2016, 01:02 AM   #4936
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I do do you?
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Old 12-14-2016, 01:03 AM   #4937
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Only for a few days straight
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Old 12-14-2016, 01:09 AM   #4938
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I would re energize to go again
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Old 12-18-2016, 07:21 PM   #4939
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you wouldn't have to try to hard, they come off naturally
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:10 PM   #4940
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If I took your clothes off would you want them tossed on the floor or put in the hamper?
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:11 PM   #4941
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Depends on the urgency lol
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:32 PM   #4942
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Hmmmm, no question to answer

IITOYC would I find some from VS?
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:56 PM   #4943
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Nope. Don't like and wouldn't try it.

IITOYC would I see a smile?
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:58 PM   #4944
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oh yes
would I see a tattoo?
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Old 04-12-2017, 05:59 PM   #4945
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Nope. Don't like and wouldn't try it.

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Don't like?



Of course you would se a smile ... assuming you were looking high enough
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Old 04-12-2017, 11:02 PM   #4946
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Same response as before: what clothes?
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:58 AM   #4947
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Don't like?



Of course you would se a smile ... assuming you were looking high enough
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Usually.. they have a mind of their own

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would I see a tattoo?
Yes, its hidden with clothes though

IITOYC would I see hairy legs?
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Old 04-13-2017, 08:03 AM   #4948
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True blonde so you will have to look closely ... go ahead ... take a closer look ..
IITOYC would you be holding your breath ?
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Old 04-14-2017, 08:56 PM   #4949
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Yes because I'm a tad sunburned

IITYCO--would I see hairy legs?
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Old 04-14-2017, 09:40 PM   #4950
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You would!

IITOYC would you dance naked for me?
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