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Old 04-28-2008, 11:51 PM   #26
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not this week!!!

holes in your socks?
Never.....pet peeve

Would I find sexy underwear?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:52 PM   #27
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always sexy underwear!!!

Hairy armpits?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:52 PM   #28
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ok, yes....i hate that holes in the socks....

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always!

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Old 04-28-2008, 11:54 PM   #29
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Never.....pet peeve

Would I find sexy underwear?
Yes... red lace boy shorts.

Would I find a ticklish spot?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:54 PM   #30
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always!

Would I find a naughty piercing?
Nope, ouch...at least to get one...

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Old 04-28-2008, 11:54 PM   #31
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:55 PM   #33
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Nope, ouch...at least to get one...

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Yes very ticklish

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Old 04-28-2008, 11:55 PM   #34
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No piercings

Would I find a hickey
nope a dickey....lmao...couldn't resist..

A little wetness?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:56 PM   #35
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No piercings

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Nope

Would I find a bruise cased by "play time"??
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:56 PM   #36
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Yes very ticklish

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yes

would i find you swollen?
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:00 AM   #37
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nope a dickey....lmao...couldn't resist..

A little wetness?
lol funny
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would I find you taste sweet or salty
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:01 AM   #38
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lol funny
yes a little wet

would I find you taste sweet or salty
Little cheesey.... dont ask

Would I find you a bit nervous?
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:02 AM   #39
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lol funny
yes a little wet

would I find you taste sweet or salty
sweet, had some pineapple juice today....

would i find you crossed legged or not?
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Little cheesey.... dont ask

Would I find you a bit nervous?
Probably...

Would I find something to suck on?
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sweet, had some pineapple juice today....

would i find you crossed legged or not?
Nope not crossed legged.

would I find you smell as good as you look?
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:05 AM   #42
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most likely

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Old 04-29-2008, 12:15 AM   #43
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Nope not crossed legged.

would I find you smell as good as you look?
ever smell the colorado air.....? Fresh.....

would i find your eyes as sexy as your words?
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ever smell the colorado air.....? Fresh.....

would i find your eyes as sexy as your words?
Yes and I was born in Colorado but dont remember what it smells like.

would I find sexy hands
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Yes and I was born in Colorado but dont remember what it smells like.

would I find sexy hands
very sexy hands.....and talented....

would i find a tan line? Depending on the time of year.....
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very sexy hands.....and talented....

would i find a tan line? Depending on the time of year.....
I love sexy hands

Only have a tan line on my chest so far hasnt been that nice yet to get a good one.

Would I find sexy shoulders?
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I love sexy hands

Only have a tan line on my chest so far hasnt been that nice yet to get a good one.

Would I find sexy shoulders?
love a sexy mind....

wide shoulders and shapely...

would i find a delicious neck?
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I've been told so

would i find perky nipples
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:23 AM   #49
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Yes, you would

Would I find a nicely shaped bottom?
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:28 AM   #50
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Yes, you would

Would I find a nicely shaped bottom?

You betcha!


Would I find you clean or hairy?
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