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Old 04-29-2008, 11:39 AM   #51
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No hair here

would i find you freshly showered
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:45 AM   #52
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yes
would I find more then a hand full
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:46 AM   #53
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more than 2 hand fulls

Would i find dimples?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:02 PM   #54
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no dimples

Would I find your ticklish when I kiss the inside of your thighs
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:24 PM   #55
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Very,
Would I find a piercing in your belly?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:29 PM   #56
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Nope but think you would like what you saw. Can I have a shout out for commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:31 PM   #57
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no commando

would I find painted toes?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:31 PM   #58
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Would I find a piercing in your belly?
You'd find the remnants of one....took it out a while ago.

Would I find a lower back tattoo?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:33 PM   #59
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nope

Would I find a surprise?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:35 PM   #60
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Depends on what suprises you

Would I find an ankle tattoo?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:39 PM   #61
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Would I find an ankle tattoo?
Nope but I'd like one eventually...

Would I find that you need a trim?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:14 PM   #62
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Nope,

Would I find a hairy back?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:16 PM   #63
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Nope,

Would I find a hairy back?
No but a hairy chest

Would I find hard nipples?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:17 PM   #64
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No but a hairy chest

Would I find hard nipples?
Uh huh....would I find pierced ones?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:19 PM   #65
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Hard not pierced

Would I find a ticklish spot
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:19 PM   #66
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unnnnnnnnnnn NO

would I find hidden jewelry?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:25 PM   #67
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No hidden jewelry here

would I find a birthmark?
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:26 PM   #68
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one or two....

would I find hairy toes?
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would I find stinky feet?
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absolutely not, lol

Would I find polished toes? Pedicure, anyone??
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:00 PM   #71
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absolutely not, lol

Would I find polished toes? Pedicure, anyone??
Absolutely! Got one before my trip

Would I find a tattoo on you ass?
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:07 PM   #72
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nope just spanking marks

would I find heaven?
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:10 PM   #73
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nope just spanking marks

would I find heaven?
I guess that would depend on your idea of heaven.

Would I find a broken heart?
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:11 PM   #74
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nope a mended one

Would i find stockings?
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Absolutely! Got one before my trip

Would I find a tattoo on you ass?
No but maybe a hand print the way these girls have been acting. LOL

Would I find the clitoris?
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