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Old 05-07-2008, 11:54 PM   #1
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:55 PM   #2
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Her nipple color.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:16 AM   #3
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black or deep red
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:17 AM   #4
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:26 AM   #5
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:40 AM   #6
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:23 AM   #7
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I have color selections based on skin tones. Fair skin and red make Mr. Snake a little hot down below. Dark skin is always complimented well with white. Not sure how to classify asian skin tone, but put something black on and RRRRRRRoooWW.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:38 AM   #8
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:43 AM   #9
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:59 AM   #10
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It depends on the skin tone. Differant colors look better on other people.

I just like the color of white linen on the bed. It contrasts with her tan, or is it her tan contrasting with the linen?
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:04 AM   #11
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:05 AM   #12
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Love red...but black works much better on me, so I'd have to go with that...
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:00 AM   #13
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depends on what we are talking about...

I love all the colors... my bedroom is painted a lilac... soooo sensuous... but clothing?

I like whatever he likes on me... but I will say black is the preferred color...
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:02 AM   #14
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black, with some red trim......
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:03 AM   #15
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:04 AM   #16
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:07 AM   #17
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:09 AM   #18
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Yellow,,,,the possiblities are endless with yellow!
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:29 AM   #19
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Have to say purple..... trimed in balck........mmm yes.....
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:32 AM   #21
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I love plum......that's my favorite color.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:39 PM   #22
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Red, black or purple...it's too difficult to only choose one.
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:41 PM   #23
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:42 PM   #24
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a really light purple.. lavendar... looks great on my floor
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Same here.. Red, black, purple Depends on the mood- who's wearing it - it could be the color of the walls, furniture.
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