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Old 05-08-2008, 07:33 PM   #26
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:36 PM   #27
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Hot Pink just like my thongs
hot pink thongs are illegal - they look to good

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Old 05-08-2008, 07:54 PM   #28
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:04 PM   #29
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:05 PM   #30
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Black & purple....I can't name just one.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:44 PM   #31
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any color that looks good and fits the mood......
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:57 PM   #32
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:18 PM   #33
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:38 AM   #34
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Purple is my very favorite color. Love every shade. Also like burgundy and deep reds.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:38 PM   #35
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:53 AM   #36
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:58 AM   #37
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:08 AM   #38
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I love Green....but not any green. I like the color green like the morning you cut the grass...its fresh and vibraint green...sexy and springy green...its my green...mmmm
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:20 AM   #39
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I am sure I said this before... a deep royal purple... a light lilac... or black... but my first choice is purple.. however I do have this cute blue corset that is pretty hot... noooo ooooo purple it is...

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Old 06-23-2008, 10:34 AM   #40
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:53 AM   #41
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Definitely purple.... so dark, it looks black unless the light is on.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:05 AM   #42
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On a woman... I think black is soooooo hot
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:10 AM   #43
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Red and black for sure!
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:24 PM   #44
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I love different shades of green as well. This is my favorite one.
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #45
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...I'm thinking green...
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:29 PM   #46
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Ok I got distracted...black, white, purple, pink, red, blue AND green...
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:39 PM   #47
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Definitely purple, damn now thats a HARD color to beat!
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:40 PM   #48
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White on a tanned body.
Always a croud pleaser at any strip joint.
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Old 06-23-2008, 04:41 PM   #49
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No question for me....pink.

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Old 06-23-2008, 04:42 PM   #50
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