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Gone fishing
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![]() Cortisone injection is your drug of choice.
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#178 |
4.5% GDP Forecasted
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![]() I'm not as good as I once was but.....I'm as good once as I ever was!
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#180 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
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![]() When you've spent the year so far thinking you're getting old (hitting the big 40!)
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One foot on land, one on
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![]() I bought one of those packs of 8 reading glasses, and placed them around the house and office.
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Something or other
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![]() You get spots and weird skin thingies...I've got a cherry dot on my boob. It's like a 3rd nipple.
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Thread Terrorist
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Can I have your dreaded day instead?
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#188 |
Thread Terrorist
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![]() Signs you're getting old??
Geezus!...I need signs....post its....memo's, referendum's....even summits to remember one...just one! bloody thing I need from the shops!
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#191 |
deus ex machina
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![]() You just wish to luxuriate and lift nary a finger
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Forum Leader
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Luxuriate....it feels good to just say that word. Excellent choice!
![]() I think that's not so much a sign of getting old a a sign of how you should be treated. You know you're gettin' old when your joints go out more than you do. ![]() |
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Dog Lover
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![]() When you are asleep in bed before nine every night and you don't have a job that requires you to get up super early
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#195 |
4.5% GDP Forecasted
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Well, ummm that isn't always bad!
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#199 |
Flirting God
I Love It Here
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![]() When you're past the 'omg! I see a white hair' stage.
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Flirting God
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