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Old 06-03-2018, 01:07 PM   #39901
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I'll leave you two to have some fun
As long as I can squeeze her bum !
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Old 06-03-2018, 01:09 PM   #39902
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Wayne thereís always room for one more
Just as long as you donít think Iím a bore.
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Old 06-03-2018, 01:28 PM   #39903
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Sweet-tee stopped in and left us a rhyme
She's never a bore.. she's fun all the time!
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:06 PM   #39904
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He wants to hear my accent but I don't know why.
I do know he's a genuine and pretty witty guy
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Old 06-03-2018, 06:17 PM   #39905
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Speaking of witty I think everyone knows
I like to hear rhymes from pretty scarlet*rose
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Old 06-03-2018, 07:12 PM   #39906
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I sometimes wonder if the daylight sees anything of Billy
I mostly envision him posting in a dark, dank room...am I silly?
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Old 06-03-2018, 07:25 PM   #39907
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Bryans post put a great big smile on my face
I'm a construction worker..I only visit this place
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Old 06-04-2018, 12:25 PM   #39908
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Billy is back as you can see
He is all.. that he can be
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Old 06-04-2018, 01:09 PM   #39909
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Sexy and sassy, a real work of art...
She's a wonderful friend with a beautiful heart.
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Old 06-04-2018, 01:16 PM   #39910
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Special K is a breakfast or so I thought
Turns out he's a teacher and very good sport!
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Old 06-04-2018, 01:23 PM   #39911
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Our beautiful rose has flowers in blue
If you look at her arm you'll know it is true

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Old 06-04-2018, 03:36 PM   #39912
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Our German friend is a big cuddly bear
He's sweet and thoughtful....if you need him he's there
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Old 06-04-2018, 03:45 PM   #39913
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oh scarlet rose my heart's desire
Come and set my bed on fire !
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Old 06-04-2018, 09:52 PM   #39914
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I've had people ask me, who's started the most threads? Is it you?
Without hesitation I say! Lord no that record belongs to Wayneepoo!
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Old 06-10-2018, 03:49 PM   #39915
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Rising,sun he is the guy
Who does strange things to Apple pie ?
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:12 PM   #39916
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Ole Wayneypoo always coming up with something shrewed
So what your saying is you object to my fantasies Dude?
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