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Old 05-06-2018, 07:50 PM   #7851
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Not gonna share but my answer to the last rep is...

That makes you even hotter, Chica.
Oh and thx for not putting me on blast by sharing word for word!
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:48 PM   #7852
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Well, at least one person in 8 years got my joke.
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:49 PM   #7853
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Good One!
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Old 05-07-2018, 01:01 PM   #7854
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kid's do the cutest thing's
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Old 05-07-2018, 05:45 PM   #7855
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Giggles
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Old 05-07-2018, 06:20 PM   #7856
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Wish I had some and would get away with spiking the bossí drink. Grrrr! lol Hey sk!
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Old 05-07-2018, 06:34 PM   #7857
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Great!!
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:41 PM   #7858
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staring at boobs is my best thing
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:50 PM   #7859
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staring at boobs is my best thing
That wasnít me, even if it does sound like it.
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:51 PM   #7860
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Hey hot stuff! It’s like Xmas every time I see ur here. If I unwrapped you what would I see?
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:53 PM   #7861
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Hey hot stuff! Itís like Xmas every time I see ur here. If I unwrapped you what would I see?
That wasn't me, even if it does sound like it
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Old 06-06-2018, 07:54 PM   #7862
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you are sexy everyday

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