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Old 06-01-2018, 05:34 PM   #101
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Just letting you know, that a queef from me is like a burp from the Amish.
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Old 06-04-2018, 11:41 PM   #102
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Ouch! What are you doing?? EATING pussy is just a figure of speech!
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Old 06-05-2018, 12:39 AM   #103
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"And when you finish, go collect the trash in the kitchen and take it to the dumpster."

Sadly, that's a real line.
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