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Old 09-25-2005, 06:00 AM   #1
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OK, gang -- we all construct our persona on the internet, careful what we tell, and even MORE careful about what we don't tell.

So, what are three things we don't know about you?
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:02 AM   #2
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1) I am more afraid of snakes than I am of dying!!!!!

2) I love a good steak more than a good beer.

3) I love a bad woman more than a good steak.
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:35 AM   #3
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OK, gang -- we all construct our persona on the internet, careful what we tell, and even MORE careful about what we don't tell.

So, what are three things we don't know about you?
I hate spiders ( I admitt Im a wimp here)
Had pneumonia at 15 and nearly died
Hate being in debt
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Old 09-25-2005, 12:03 PM   #4
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My real name is Christy

I am not a good housekeeper

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Old 09-25-2005, 12:03 PM   #5
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1.) I have issues with my size.
2.) I am not crazy about being a "stay at home mom".
3.) This site keeps me sane when my own is driving me nuts.
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:09 PM   #6
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My real name is Christy

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And Im Peter Pan, Hello Christy
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:16 PM   #7
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And Im Peter Pan, Hello Christy
Yeah Dave I think you might be tellin us the truth there... Peter Pan never grew up either!
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Yeah Dave I think you might be tellin us the truth there... Peter Pan never grew up either!
I know good aint it?
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:22 PM   #9
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Cried when "Old Yella" died.
Cannot stand stupidity, ignorance ok that can be fixed
Have a weakness for cream soda
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:39 PM   #10
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1. I like animals more than I do people.
2. I like people more than I do bugs.
3. I like FOOD more than anything else...

4. I'm not big, green and mean....
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:15 PM   #11
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1. I like animals more than I do people.
2. I like people more than I do bugs.
3. I like FOOD more than anything else...

4. I'm not big, green and mean....
You're right -- at least you know where animals are coming from.



(I'm big, but I ain't green)
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Old 09-26-2005, 01:24 PM   #12
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Shame you aren't one then!!!!!!!
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everything....I'm new here!
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Hello chosin!!!!!
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hi chosin -- jump on in!
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1. I'm a white man with a small penis.
2. I'm quick at everything I do...and I do mean everything.
3. No matter how small my penis is, my need to be quick, keeps getting the little man caught in my zipper.
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1. I'm a white man with a small penis.
2. I'm quick at everything I do...and I do mean everything.
3. No matter how small my penis is, my need to be quick, keeps getting the little man caught in my zipper.
Isn't it that the size doesn't matter, its what you can do with it??? So i heard anyway!!!
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Isn't it that the size doesn't matter, its what you can do with it??? So i heard anyway!!!
We could test the theory if you want?
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We could test the theory if you want?
Can you stretch that far???
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Can you stretch that far???
If it weren't for that damn stretch of water between us.
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1. I am one hell of a pastry chef at home...my speciality is tarts (figures huh?)
2. i was born in Africa
3. My great great great gandmother (give or take a great) is Queen Victoria
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If it weren't for that damn stretch of water between us.
Oh well thats that then!!!! The end!!!
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Oh well thats that then!!!! The end!!!
Wow...that was a short story. I'll keep stretching and let you know if I get close.
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You do your stretching exercises then!!!!!!
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