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Old 10-11-2012, 08:50 AM   #51
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... washing the kiddos' clothes and emptying the dryer to find every single item speckled with tiny, miniscule but everywhere, shredded paper pieces. I forget (but really, shouldn't they have done it?!) to empty their pockets. ugghh
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:53 AM   #52
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Watching my team give up a home run in the bottom of the ninth to let the f'in Yankees tie the game and then give up a home run to the same mother f'ker to lose the game...
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women usuaully..or my behavior.. but usually women
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:23 AM   #54
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Watching my team give up a home run in the bottom of the ninth to let the f'in Yankees tie the game and then give up a home run to the same mother f'ker to lose the game...

Lets go Yankees!!!!!! sorry mate, had to do it.
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How long have you got ?
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:23 PM   #56
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People who cant kiss my ass right
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:26 PM   #58
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:59 PM   #59
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people who can't kiss my right ass...
I see..so we need to start calling you "two chairs" right?
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I see..so we need to start calling you "two chairs" right?
that's Mega-Buns to you!!
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:04 PM   #61
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that's Mega-Buns to you!!
Never seen that one up on the MacDonalds board?
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Never seen that one up on the MacDonalds board?
It's on the breakfast dollar menu. Right between the flesh flavored sausages and flapjacks
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Otherwise known as the King Ass Burger
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you said ass. Put a dollar in the swear jar, young lady!
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It's on the breakfast dollar menu. Right between the flesh flavored sausages and flapjacks
Oh..you mean the sign hidden by your big fat fckin ass?...yeah..move to the side a bit..let the dog see the rabbit man!
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Oh..you mean the sign hidden by your big fat fckin ass?...yeah..move to the side a bit..let the dog see the rabbit man!
don't get too close. My ass is so big it has it's own gravitational field
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:23 PM   #68
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all this ASS talk...geez! lol
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sorry..no colonoscopies, enemas or strap ons...
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did you say....strap on??????????
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mores the pity
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don't get too close. My ass is so big it has it's own gravitational field
Columbass had a point then eh?
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wasn't it Copernicass? Or Galilanal?
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:32 PM   #74
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People in my small community who cannot seem to mind their OWN business.. Get a frickin life already...
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