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Old 06-30-2016, 09:07 AM   #1
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There's nothing worse than. .. (finish the sentence)

There's nothing worse than getting ocean water up your nose it burns like hell.
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:20 AM   #2
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:21 AM   #3
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There's nothing worse than accidently sending a text to the wrong person
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Old 06-30-2016, 09:28 AM   #4
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What the heck is this text you just sent me?!?

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Old 06-30-2016, 10:08 AM   #5
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Old 06-30-2016, 10:13 AM   #6
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Than him cumming before you do and have to do with a limp d*ck

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Old 06-30-2016, 12:18 PM   #7
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:26 PM   #8
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Old 06-30-2016, 12:41 PM   #9
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:11 PM   #10
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:23 PM   #11
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Old 06-30-2016, 01:25 PM   #12
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Old 06-30-2016, 02:20 PM   #13
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Old 06-30-2016, 02:27 PM   #14
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Old 06-30-2016, 02:38 PM   #16
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i was sincerely opining that sand in the vagina is itchy

i know it makes my buttcrack itchy and red
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:42 PM   #17
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Old 06-30-2016, 05:53 PM   #19
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getting that damn jury questionnaire in the mail because you know dayum well a summons will be showing up next....Ugh
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