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Old 06-30-2016, 11:16 PM   #26
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Old 06-30-2016, 11:33 PM   #27
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:14 AM   #28
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:17 AM   #29
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...brussel sprouts! bleck!
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:39 AM   #30
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:42 AM   #31
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...having a sassy kid blame you for things you already blame yourself for
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:43 AM   #32
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...having a sassy kid blame you for things you already blame yourself for
sassy is a very underrated word. cudos.
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:55 AM   #33
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It's one of my favorites. My parents nicknamed me Sassy. I was about 28 at the time.
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:22 AM   #34
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:39 AM   #35
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:41 AM   #36
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Old 07-01-2016, 09:37 AM   #37
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There's nothing worse than a screaming brat sitting behind you on a crowded flight kicking your seat.
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Old 07-01-2016, 09:40 AM   #38
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Or the parent sitting next to the brat wondering why you're upset about it
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Old 07-01-2016, 09:43 AM   #39
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Or the parent sitting next to the brat wondering why you're upset about it
I've been known to loose my cool on delta
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:25 PM   #40
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Old 07-01-2016, 12:40 PM   #41
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Old 07-03-2016, 02:33 AM   #42
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Old 07-03-2016, 03:23 AM   #43
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Old 07-03-2016, 03:36 AM   #44
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Old 07-03-2016, 02:28 PM   #45
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Old 07-06-2016, 01:16 PM   #46
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Old 07-08-2016, 08:59 PM   #47
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Old 07-08-2016, 08:59 PM   #48
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I am sure other cities will claim the same lol
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Old 07-08-2016, 09:00 PM   #49
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Agreed, everytime I've flown through there was trouble.
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