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Old 07-16-2017, 05:10 PM   #19151
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Old 07-16-2017, 05:15 PM   #19152
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Banana! Yeah that was totally in minion voice.
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:38 PM   #19153
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:39 PM   #19154
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:45 PM   #19155
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After two weeks of having grand babies around the house is way too quiet . .
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:10 PM   #19156
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La Croix scares me sometimes
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:13 PM   #19157
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Stealing from Enigma right now but...


just look at his posts and say "banana" in a minion voice.


totally less scary. Maybe.
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:22 PM   #19158
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Stealing from Enigma right now but...


just look at his posts and say "banana" in a minion voice.


totally less scary. Maybe.

My ringtone for my daughter calling me is the Minion voice saying "banana"
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:29 PM   #19159
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:11 PM   #19160
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The beach is certainly the place for people watching.

And wondering how some stores ran outta fabric for bathing suits


Or if people own mirrors


And don't get me started on parenting skills....Oy!

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Old 07-17-2017, 04:54 AM   #19161
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That I wish I was sleeping
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:36 AM   #19162
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:48 AM   #19163
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:13 AM   #19164
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this creamer is ok...not hazelnut/caramel for sure
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:12 PM   #19165
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:09 PM   #19166
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:22 PM   #19167
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watermelon yummy
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:47 PM   #19168
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:20 PM   #19169
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:21 PM   #19170
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Try a snickers
I'm just happy I get cute nicknames
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:33 PM   #19171
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I do feel sorry for him
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:42 PM   #19172
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The beach is certainly the place for people watching.

And wondering how some stores ran outta fabric for bathing suits


Or if people own mirrors


And don't get me started on parenting skills....Oy!

Truth!! I think I could write a book! Watch your kids!!
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:59 PM   #19173
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Where did that damn dog of mine go?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:00 PM   #19174
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Where did that damn dog of mine go?
Prolly with mine, humping the neighbors leg.
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:12 PM   #19175
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My damn dog got into the trash .
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