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Old 10-30-2012, 02:50 PM   #26
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Don't be a Tex, answer the damn question!

But what is wrong with that...men totally think that's HOT when women do it off their penis.......so there is a double standard here?

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ummm you just worked out men and double standards go hand in hand
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:51 PM   #28
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ummm you just worked out men and double standards go hand in hand
No, I knew this long time ago. But you totally confirmed it for me. Thanks!
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:52 PM   #29
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Ok let me crop Tex out. He wouldn't sign the waiver letting me use his image.
I can get him to sign! So send it
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Ok let me crop Tex out. He wouldn't sign the waiver letting me use his image.
She's already seen my dong, she fainted in excitement.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:52 PM   #31
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Would you like me to stir it with my own cum covered penis?
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:53 PM   #32
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She's already seen my dong, she fainted in excitement.
You called it a "dong". Tee hee hee, snicker snicker.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:55 PM   #33
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You called it a "dong". Tee hee hee, snicker snicker.
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You called it your luxurious love wand...that's why I fainted.
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I think the term you want..is Vienna.
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Old 10-30-2012, 02:58 PM   #37
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I think the term you want..is Vienna.
Any relish on that Vienna?
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You called it your luxurious love wand...that's why I fainted.
When we were together he used to call it The Punisher, and would beat it against my lips.
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When we were together he used to call it The Punisher, and would beat it against my lips.
Where arrrrrrrrrrrrre the PICS!?!?! or else it never really happened....
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You only get the chunks if I stir it with the anal beads while they hang half out of my anus.
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Where arrrrrrrrrrrrre the PICS!?!?! or else it never really happened....

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This is starting to sound more like the Matchmaker thread. I think it's a comedy titled "Coffee Makes You Gay"
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This is starting to sound more like the Matchmaker thread. I think it's a comedy titled "Coffee Makes You Gay"
That's just silly, gay guys drink tea.
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That's just silly, gay guys drink tea.

And here I thought when Captain Picard said, "Earl Grey-hot" he was just talking about tea.....it all makes sense now
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