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Old 11-07-2013, 10:25 AM   #251
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right now I'm having 3 different conversations vi pm..one concerning travel, one concerning someones family and one concerning what an asshole I am

I like them but I'm not a crazy chick


hey are we on talking terms again cause I think you're pretty and easy...I like that in a women..I mean woman
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:29 AM   #252
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You watched one couple break up and reconcile now a dozen times
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:11 PM   #253
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right now I'm having 3 different conversations vi pm..one concerning travel, one concerning someones family and one concerning what an asshole I am

I like them but I'm not a crazy chick


hey are we on talking terms again cause I think you're pretty and easy...I like that in a women..I mean woman
Which one is mine? Ans: all of them.




C, this is just some gossip for Jelly. The usual suspects from the Show Me thread bribed me so she'd keep her PMs open. Guess guys like to dis too?

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Old 11-07-2013, 02:18 PM   #254
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:36 PM   #255
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:11 PM   #256
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:12 PM   #257
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:13 PM   #258
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how is that working out?
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:15 PM   #259
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how is that working out?
I'm very close to having jelly send me pics of her boobs
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:15 PM   #260
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When all the sexy men are here and you can't even get a hello message. That means you are old news and not a newbie anymore.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:16 PM   #261
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I'm very close to having jelly send me pics of her boobs
I heard she's really a dude...just sayin'
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:22 PM   #262
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I told you to keep your mouth shut!
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:24 PM   #263
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jesus...relax dude.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:34 PM   #264
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:35 PM   #265
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Imma rub my bulge to your pics tonight. That'll relax me
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:43 PM   #266
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Imma rub my bulge to your pics tonight. That'll relax me
ok I'm out...I can't do it anymore!
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:45 PM   #267
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:51 PM   #268
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FML,

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